Happy Belated International Feel Sorry for Yourself Day.

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Is he okay? Does he sleep all night and work all day? Does he put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?
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Of course LR's a Lumberjack he's Canadian. I've been to the Canadian pavilion at Epcot, I know the deal.

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FengharTheNord wrote:Is he okay? Does he sleep all night and work all day? Does he put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?
Wow, it's like you already know me and everything.

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Well I do follow you around everywhere.
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FengharTheNord wrote:Well I do follow you around everywhere.
Quit it. I am stalking him and too many people following him will make him harder to follow. I will have my revenge for that look he gave me*

* even if it was not LR, he will be the one to pay, oh yes,, he will pay
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Surely it would be easier to follow him, because there would be more people to look out for?

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No, because he would most likely do something crafty to change his appearance, like change his shirt or something.
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Khazd wrote:No, because he would most likely do something crafty to change his appearance, like change his shirt or something.
Please, could you all follow him, then?

He's been wearing the same shirt for days, now.
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astasia wrote:
Khazd wrote:No, because he would most likely do something crafty to change his appearance, like change his shirt or something.
Please, could you all follow him, then?

He's been wearing the same shirt for days, now.
But then the dogs would be unable to track his distinct smell of rancid Cheetos and self-loathing.
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Khazd wrote:
astasia wrote:
Khazd wrote:No, because he would most likely do something crafty to change his appearance, like change his shirt or something.
Please, could you all follow him, then?

He's been wearing the same shirt for days, now.
But then the dogs would be unable to track his distinct smell of rancid Cheetos and self-loathing.
How do they distinguish that on him vs. all the other large nerds?
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It was very hard at first, with many false leads, untill he posted this:
LordRetard wrote:I've gotten used to eating pounds of grapes and oranges before going to sleep. I'm "regular" for the first time in my life and it is seriously pissing me off.
So all I needed to do after that was train them to follow the nerds that ALSO smelled of grapes, oranges, and a poorly wiped ass. Man I shoulda been a forensic scientist.
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Or a bloodhound. Please note that I do not know how pungent LR is, so you may or may not need a good nose to track him via stench.
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It's a clever plan, but the truth is that a 10km radius around me is above your threshold of smell; that is, no matter how close you are to me, it smells just as horrific. The scent will etch in your brain for years to come.

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We tried using instruments...they committed suicide.

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Yeah, so did the dogs.. At first I thought it was all the "who's the boss" re-runs I was making them watch to keep them mean, but now I suspect otherwise.
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