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Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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The SMBC forum might not be much to talk about, but SMBC is pretty powerful. Just say you've got some influence with him and BAM! instant orgy.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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mountainmage wrote:Maybe if it was on a well-known forum like SA or something, I don't know. In any case, I wouldn't use that line ever. I plan on never using a "line".
You did not seem to realize I was joking, but, I am glad you realized you should not do that, anyhow. I would laugh hardcore at anyone who tried to impress me with their powerful internetness. And, I like the internets.
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please unban me I promise I will not break the rules anymore

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As it stands, you're not banned. If you were banned, you wouldn't be able to log in at all. Right now, you're just on probation.

Until you can prove you are an upstanding member of the community, you will remain that way. If that takes two weeks, awesome. If it takes two years, oh well.
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HAhaha. When they threatened me, I just told them to chill out, and that it was only the internet.
I sure showed them, huh?
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Sometimes I wonder if exiling Kurtis and keeping Ahmet was a bit of a double standard. Only sometimes.
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I think the main issue was the flagrant breaking of rules 1, 8, 11, 14, and 15. Ahmet at least has the courtesy to hew close to the Rules a surprising amount.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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Sahan wrote:Sometimes I wonder if exiling Kurtis and keeping Ahmet was a bit of a double standard. Only sometimes.
You mean like closing guantanamo and detaining prisonners withouth having to put them on trial?

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Republican Party is only using 2% of his full jackassery power.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Sometimes I post things, and then I look at them later and wonder why I haven't been shot yet.

Also: Ham Sandwich.
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Sometimes I post figs, and then I look at them later and wonder why I haven't been shot yet.

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Sometimes I play Russian Roulette with two fully loaded pistols, and then I look at them later and wonder why I haven't been shot yet.
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Sometimes I stand guard outside the Holocaust Museum, and then I wonder why I haven't been *BANG!*
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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AHMETxRock wrote:Republican Party is only using 2% of his full jackassery power.
It's over 180?

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Obama: Democrats, please, lend me your spending money!
Genkai-damacracy blast!
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