Ladies, could you lift 14kg with your vagina?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:13 am

My penis can hold that much, but it's really the legs that are doing the lifting.
The vagina is just holding.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:14 am

That's the amazing part. They actually have to clench their vaginal walls to hold the weight, whereas men can just tie it on their junk and their legs are doing the work.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:19 am

mountainmage wrote:That's the amazing part. They actually have to clench their vaginal walls to hold the weight, whereas men can just tie it on their junk and their legs are doing the work.

And hope it isn't torn off.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:20 am

Right, exactly. You need special training like those monks that can pull a truck with their junk.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:25 am

I can lift a lot more than 14kg with my penis though.
Littleninja, how much do you and astasia weigh combined?

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:25 am

mountainmage wrote:Right, exactly. You need special training like those monks that can pull a truck with their junk.

This is, of course, the key to reaching nirvana.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:32 am

AHMETxRock wrote:I can lift a lot more than 14kg with my penis though.
Littleninja, how much do you and astasia weigh combined?

Ahmet, it's rude to ask a lesbian couple's weight or age. Didn't your mother ever teach you anything?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:36 am

Well they can tell me in Kelvin.

Avalant · Post by **Avalant** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:43 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Well they can tell me in Kelvin.

So, you want to know their temperatures...?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:45 am

They're hot, I'm cool. You know that warmth can't help but move towards me.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:57 am

Yeah, but heat rises, cool sinks flaccidly to the ground.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:59 am

In no way reading that article am I surprised the lady is from Russia.

In Russia, Vagina emasculates you.

Lethal Interjection · Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:48 pm

FengharTheNord wrote:
mountainmage wrote:That's the amazing part. They actually have to clench their vaginal walls to hold the weight, whereas men can just tie it on their junk and their legs are doing the work.
And hope it isn't a turn off.

Fixed.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:59 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:
mountainmage wrote:That's the amazing part. They actually have to clench their vaginal walls to hold the weight, whereas men can just tie it on their junk and their legs are doing the work.
And hope it isn't a turn off.
Fixed.

Best fixed I've seen in a while.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:04 pm

FengharTheNord wrote:
Best fixed I've seen in a while.

I do them very seldom, so that's good to hear.

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