Ask A Lesbian.

[FengharTheNord]

Fenghar please tell me you have a sketchbattle all drawn up but it is okay if you do not because both myself and Cirtur have apparently made ModBattles on your behalf because you were so awesome to ask for one at the start of the week okay i think that is the end of this sentence now.

I sent one to you at 10:56 Central, or so.

[Edminster]

Yeah, I got it and put it up. Seriously, you gotta pay more attention to the ForumBattle threads.

[mountainmage]

AND THEN...

Is this a "Dude, where's my car?" reference?

[FengharTheNord]

Yeah, I got it and put it up. Seriously, you gotta pay more attention to the ForumBattle threads.

I know :s

[AHMETxRock]

AND THEN...

Is this a "Dude, where's my car?" reference?

YES! 200 Megapoints!

[mountainmage]

Awesome! I wasn't sure, since "and then" is such a generic phrase, but the all caps made me think of that movie.

High five, Ahmet.

o/

[AHMETxRock]

Reciprocates!

[mountainmage]

\o

Fix'd.

[Snarky00]

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=453

[Asherian]

She doesn't KNOW when you're in heat? Shame.

Its harder to track when a woman's in heat then you might think. I mean sure its normally a week or two period every month, but each woman's different! The neat thing would be if they lived together they would sink up. I'm just assuming of course 2 lesbians would have no reason to be taking hormones that'd remove the heat phase of their cycle. (Yes, humans do go into heat, no I'm not talking about the period though the two are related and using one can find the other most betimes.)

Men its easier, wait 5 minutes.

[Cirtur]

The reason it's easier is because women have a set amount of eggs, but men can just make more sperm. So it's not wasting sperm when you masturbate, just practice at manufacturing it.

[astasia]

The reason it's easier is because women have a set amount of eggs, but men can just make more sperm. So it's not wasting sperm when you masturbate, just practice at manufacturing it.

Although, you have to notice, that there is less sperm that is produced for second, third, fourth orgasms within the same day, yes?

And, if you subscribe to the ideas of yin and yang and preserving the essential life force, men lose power every time they orgasm. Men should refrain from ejaculating - even during most intercourse - whereas a woman should orgasm as often as possible. A man's orgasm should be saved and built up, and he never should waste it with masturbation.

[Cirtur]

Um, whatever. I don't have a girlfriend at the minute so I guess you're suggesting I should save it for the rapes?

[astasia]

Here is an explanation:

"Many Taoist practitioners link the loss of ejaculatory fluids to the loss of vital life force: where excessive fluid loss results in premature aging, disease, and general fatigue. While some Taoists contend that one should never ejaculate, others provide a specific formula to determine the maximum amount of regular ejaculations in order to maintain health.[3] The general idea is to limit the loss of fluids as much as possible to the level of your desired practice. As these sexual practices were passed down over the centuries, some practitioners have given less importance to the limiting of ejaculation. Nevertheless, the "retention of the semen" is one of the foundational tenets of Taoist sexual practice.[4]

There are different methods to control ejaculation prescribed by the Taoists. In order to avoid ejaculation, the man could do one of two things. He could pull out immediately before orgasm, a method which Joseph Needham termed "coitus conservatus". [5] The second method involved the man applying pressure on an area between the scrotum and the anus, and cause a retrograde ejaculation into the bladder[citation needed]. While it is now known that this method causes a retrograde ejaculation, the Taoists believed that the semen traveled up into the head and "nourished the brain."[6] This method is referred to by some Taoist scholars as "The Million Dollar Point" (reference Mantak Chia), regarding it as either a cheap lesson for income or a backup method, believing that it somehow lessened the loss of "jing" from a full ejaculation. Some modern teachers have come to the conclusion that the method should not be used because of potential dangers.[7] Another method involves the Taoist to train himself to separate the impulses of ejaculation and orgasmic contraction (the contraction of the pelvic muscles that "pump" the prostate and the ejaculate). By separating these impulses, at the point of orgasm, the man can halt penetration but remain inside his partner, and forcibly clench his pelvic floor ("stunting" the initial prostate contractions), while simultaneously adopting a meditation like "intention" that these Taoists believe redirect not the physical sperm, but the life energy(jing) it contains up the back and to the center of the brain. This way the man will still have orgasm, but will not ejaculate, and most importantly will not lose his erection. This formula prescribes the man to climb a "ladder" of escalating orgasms in conjunction with the meditation like "intention", in order to cultivate and store massive amounts of "jing". If performed successfully the male should have no stagnating pain in the testes, and should have no semen in his urine, as well as the health benefits expected by practitioners. Those that practice this method believe that it is one of the keys to immortality."

You do not need to rape the womenfolk. If you want to become immortal, just don't orgasm.

[Cirtur]

I'm not reading your copy and paste from wikipedia.