Outlandia.... is that like the Forgotten Realms?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:54 am

LordRetard wrote:Wait... How did YOU know I live in my dad's basement!?

Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:The typical Internet Tough Guy can be found in nearly every community on LJ but often resides in his parent's basement, for at least 7 days a week, and not because he's trying to make it into an imaginary apartment, either. Usually his parents banished him to the unfinished, wet, moldy, dark basement because they couldn't stand his smell.

littleninja · Post by **littleninja** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:55 am

Also, I'm highly intuitive.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:58 am

I used to live upstairs, they said I could but I like staying here so that I can stay up late and eat sunchips and drink dr. pepper.

I do like all of my push-ups and shit down here too so I'm like really RIPPED

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:59 am

Pics or it didn't happen.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:02 am

Leave the Sunchips out of this! I like Sunchips.

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:03 am

Oh man, I should totally go to the store and buy sunchips.

If only I knew what stores are open 24 hours around here...

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:04 am

What the hell, HOW am I going to take pics while I'm doing push-ups?

I used to do a routine where I would spend several minutes struggling to do a single push-up. It was really inspiring to some people.

Aslo I HAVE SUNCHIPS HAHAH.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:05 am

No, post pics of your muscles and a post it note or something saying "Hi SMBC forum, love Lordretard. XOXOXOXO". I will scrutinize said photo for shops.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:07 am

EDIT: BAM. A photo I found of my muscley arms holding the note that you need.

littleninja · Post by **littleninja** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:16 am

I have pictures that prove my muscles are bigger than yours, but I'm not gonna post them cuz they're nekkid.

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Post by **Edminster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:30 am

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Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:42 am

Edminster wrote:Hey Buy hgh! How much for that junk?

Who wants to know?

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:44 am

Buy hgh wrote:
Edminster wrote:Hey Buy hgh! How much for that junk?
Who wants to know?

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Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:27 am

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