Because it makes me snicker

[Cirtur]

Yay xkcd, it's where I get my line art and preachy jokes on.

[Lethal Interjection]

Do you have any cannons or pirate-like fodder? Because I seem to remember a piece from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life....

[mountainmage]

Do you have any cannons or pirate-like fodder? Because I seem to remember a piece from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life....

Yes. This. A hundred times, yes.

[Khazd]

Do you have any cannons or pirate-like fodder? Because I seem to remember a piece from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life....

That... would be beyond awesome. Unfortunately I would need others in the uprising and also a large supply of tea and elderly people.

If someone says something incorrect pat them on the head and tell them that "It's Okay. There's no judgment here."

This did not go over well. I think it may have earned me an enemy or two in the upper management ranks. I really hope i never need a reference from them.

Continued Idea: Next time you see Bob, compliment him on his appearance. The goal with him is to see how far you can lead him on.

That is the greatest idea in the world.

Also, pull the whole Office Space thing and take out a wall in your cubicle because you want a nice view.

Cirtur: I have been hitting on Bob like a sailor on shore-leave, and while he was uncomfortable at first, I think he will be asking me on a date soon.
Hawhaw: I have allready re-arranged all the cubicles so that mine is 20% larger than the others and people are starting to notice. My next step will be to paint a beach scene* on the wall.
* A nude one!
Edit:
Oh and now my siggy on my company e-mail now reads (used tiny font here my real one is better as it looks like an underline)..so far no one has noticed or commented
XXXX HXXXhaX
-------Dr.Sexypants------
Service Technician Manager
XXXXXX Continuing Care
XXXXXXX@XXXXcare.com
1-800-668-XXXX

[Cirtur]

How many days do you have left? I really want to think about things to do.

[Khazd]

Last day is May 29th so about 2 weeks.

[mountainmage]

On the last day, order a stripper-in-a-cake for the oldest man at your office, or alternatively, the custodian.

[AHMETxRock]

It needs to be a male stripper. Pay in cash, so they can't identify you.