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Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:22 pm**

GUTCHUCKER wrote: And not a single fuck was given all day

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:07 pm**

That was actually meant to spur you on to writing your own rap in retaliation.

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:27 pm**

Edminster wrote:You just posted in this thread, that makes you a somebody

Oh sorry, typo. I mean 'I have no body' Just brain, in a jar with a bunch of wires

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:31 pm**

the wires aren't even hooked up to anything. they are just floatin in there

Posted: **Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:51 am**

The machines are coming in next week. They said that every week for a year. Then they stopped coming to say it.

Posted: **Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:37 am**

Oh right. You think I can just... rap.
Pull out some literary crap
This shit takes premeditation, yeah?
I can't just pull it out of the air

I guess I'll 'rap about this Crunchy Pete
Don't even know if he wants to compete
But I guess if this is the only solution
To his stream of hating, visual pollution

Bitch, you think I care about your pain?
From sympathy I've never had a thing to gain
And if you think I'm some stupid 'sucker'
You've got another thing coming, fucker

I assure you, I can promote anger
Push emotional states to CODE RED: DANGER
Or alternatively, sometimes I do get laughter
(Currently in the mood for slaughter)

You've pushed my button, I'm going berserk
You're a goddamn, annoying whiny jerk
Okay, bored now I'm gonna go watch that flying rainbow pop-tart cat video again meow m-m-meow m-m-eow meow
Did that just post twice? I think my browser is broken

Posted: **Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:51 am**

I am reminded of

Ambrose Bierce wrote:LEONINE, adj. Unlike a menagerie lion. Leonine verses are those in which a word in the middle of a line rhymes with a word at the end, as in this famous passage from Bella Peeler Silcox:

The electric light invades the dunnest deep of Hades.
Cries Pluto, 'twixt his snores: "O tempora! O mores!"

It should be explained that Mrs. Silcox does not undertake to teach pronunciation of the Greek and Latin tongues. Leonine verses are so called in honor of a poet named Leo, whom prosodists appear to find a pleasure in believing to have been the first to discover that a rhyming couplet could be run into a single line.

Posted: **Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:07 am**

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:37 am**

Sahan wrote:New theme song for the forum? I think so. Olax never returned to let us record his song.

Your cock is not worth my gobbling. You are of the least amount of faith that's still called an amount.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:24 am**

I don't remember this thread at all

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:16 pm**

Tramadol's a powerful thing.

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:01 pm**

Tramadol's one hell of a drug.

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:33 pm**

It raises a lot of questions, but does it raise blood sugar levels?

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