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wolf · Post by **wolf** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:55 am

ruotwocone wrote:
we_are_138 wrote:You may go blind and or dead....
you hear that tucker... you may have a chance to score with wolf if you play your cards right

...of course there is still that issue with the smell.

If I were to go blind my super hearing would make me like Dare Devil (only a HELL of a lot cooler. Fuck you Affleck) and tucker wouldn't have a chance.

If I were dead.... tucker still wouldn't have a chance.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:13 pm

wolf wrote:If I were to go blind my super hearing would make me like Dare Devil (only a HELL of a lot cooler. Fuck you Affleck) and tucker wouldn't have a chance.

If I were dead.... tucker still wouldn't have a chance.

so you're saying that if you didn't go blind, then i would have a chance?

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:19 pm

tucker wrote:
wolf wrote:If I were to go blind my super hearing would make me like Dare Devil (only a HELL of a lot cooler. Fuck you Affleck) and tucker wouldn't have a chance.

If I were dead.... tucker still wouldn't have a chance.

so you're saying that if you didn't go blind, then i would have a chance?

You wouldn't have a chance with wolf, even if she has slipped into a coma. You wouldn't even know how to kiss her, tucker!

tucker wrote: ummm...you kiss the bellybutton right? no, wait, i know, you have sex with the bellybutton, but you kiss the nose holes

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:02 pm

i do too!!! you kiss the vagina!

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:36 pm

tucker wrote:
wolf wrote:If I were to go blind my super hearing would make me like Dare Devil (only a HELL of a lot cooler. Fuck you Affleck) and tucker wouldn't have a chance.

If I were dead.... tucker still wouldn't have a chance.

so you're saying that if you didn't go blind, then i would have a chance?

The only way you'd have a chance with me is if you turned into a 20-something year old woman with a huge boobs that was the richest person in the world... actually you still wouldn't have a chance because you annoy me to much.

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:40 pm

The only chance Tucker has, is with his mom, and she doesn't even like him that much.

Office31 · Post by **Office31** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:43 pm

Steffles wrote:The only chance Tucker has, is with his mom, and she doesn't even like him that much.

Her hate for him is equal to her hate of Phentermine.

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:55 pm

YES!!! I will agree with that..

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:03 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
nick316 wrote:anyway what is a absinthe
Absinthe is a strongly alcoholic liquid, usually green, though I've been told this isn't always the case. It's sometimes claimed to be dangerously addictive, and has been accused of being a psychoactive drug.

It also happens to be my favourite alcoholic beverage ever.

ew. In actuality, it tastes like black liquorice, and thus, is gross.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:04 pm

wolf wrote:The only way you'd have a chance with me is if you turned into a 20-something year old woman with a huge boobs that was the richest person in the world... actually you still wouldn't have a chance because you annoy me to much.

oh i know you don't mean that sweetheart.... you know you love you some tucker

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:24 pm

tucker wrote:
wolf wrote:The only way you'd have a chance with me is if you turned into a 20-something year old woman with a huge boobs that was the richest person in the world... actually you still wouldn't have a chance because you annoy me to much.

oh i know you don't mean that sweetheart.... you know you love you some tucker

Wow, that actually made me chuckle. Mostly cause of how much like vomiting it'll make wolf feel.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:28 pm

that's understamdable... she queifs during sex.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:09 pm

And then you say something like that and remind us why we hate you.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:57 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
tucker wrote: oh i know you don't mean that sweetheart.... you know you love you some tucker
Wow, that actually made me chuckle. Mostly cause of how much like vomiting it'll make wolf feel.

Actually it made my skin crawl and I vomited a little in my mouth. I can taste it.
I was actually thinking to myself, "Wow, tucker made a some what funny post, may be he isn't as annoying as I thought."
Then I read this:

tucker wrote: that's understamdable... she queifs during sex.

Then tucker lost that tiny hope of me thinking that he might be funny at times and that he wasn't a complete ass. He lost that when he wrote "understamdable" and every word written after that (even in other posts) makes me dislike him even more.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:19 pm

What's funny is that the only person who would "love you some tucker" is tucker. But unfourtunatally he'll one day realaize that is purely a physical relationship. If not, I'll have to commit him suicide.

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