I've never posted in here.

[astasia]

Sorry, I guess it's because I've seen "Not Without my Daughter" like three times.

Wow, I'm a dyke feminist, and even I don't watch that. Especially not three times.

[mountainmage]

Why? (Also, it wasn't my choice to watch it any of the times. I had the same teacher for world geography and world history, and then I was a teacher's assistant and picked her as my teacher.)

[Edminster]

I'd like to take this opportunity to state that Spam-Bots are a Protected Entity in New Outlandia. Go ahead and neuter their links and remove offensive language, but at NO TIME should their posts be deleted and/or otherwise molested.

[mountainmage]

The above post was aimed at Cirtur and Astasia. FYI.

[Edminster]

The above post was aimed at Cirtur and Astasia. FYI.

And whomever else Mage and I give the booby prize of moderating New Outlandia.

[LordRetard]

As fourth-oldest regular poster, do I get REAL mod work*?

*I think I know the answer to this one too.

[mountainmage]

The answer is kiwi. Was that what you were thinking? Otherwise, you thought wrong.

[LordRetard]

I observe that there is no kiwi forum...

[wolf]

So you're a bisexual vegetarian feminist?

Could I possibly get any more stereotypical?

At least being into BDSM and having a fear of using things with self-powered wheels (bicycles, roller skates, etc.) makes me a bit more unique.

Nope sorry. Being into BDSM makes you more stereotypical. I've yet to meet a bisexual or a lesbian not into BDSM. The fear of self powered wheels is just weird so I'll give you points for that.

[Edminster]

I observe that there is no kiwi forum...

You're just not looking hard enough. If you squint just right you can see it.

[mountainmage]

It's in the Fruits/Vegetables/Meat/Dairy/Fats/Black Hole...section.

Oh...that's why you can't see it. Crap. I better act fast before the rest of the forum is sucked into its event horizon!

[Lethal Interjection]

It's in the Fruits/Vegetables/Meat/Dairy/Fats/Black Hole...section.

Oh...that's why you can't see it. Crap. I better act fast before the rest of the forum is sucked into its event horizon!

You actually made me spit chip crumbs with that.
In fact, this thread is gold, in general. The entire bicycle conversation had me chuckling.

[mountainmage]

Yet another satisfied customer! I would be a stand-up comedian if I had the balls to perform in front of a live audience. And if I wasn't lazy.

[Lethal Interjection]

Yet another satisfied customer! I would be a stand-up comedian if I had the balls to perform in front of a live audience. And if I wasn't lazy.

People always tell me I should try it. The problem is that my best comedy is conversational, and only works as such. I can't just go up on stage and relay that. I have decent written comedy as well, but again, the two don't translate. I have no problem making a fool of myself in public, and have little to no stage fright. It just wouldn't work.

[LordRetard]

I have ONE piece of stand-up. It's consistently funny but I simply haven't been able to think of ANYTHING else funny. Since my entire means of communication with youse guys is through text I may as well write it:

So, I was watching TV, and I saw a commercial for toothpaste or something... It said that 9/10 dentists recommend this toothpaste. I think to myself, "I want to be the other guy's patient. I want to know what the other nine don't."