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Post by ZachWeiner »

Most forum posts is good posts. But some posts - they go astray.

Here in the SMBC forum, we don't tolerate such types. Any posts caught not abidin' by the rule (don't be a jackass) will be banished to these outer reaches, where even Dani's mighty Hammer (Jor-Blask, the Troll-Throttle) cannot reach you.

My God have mercy on your soul.
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I want a troll hammer! As in, a wrinkley hammer with tall blue hair.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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wiztoast wrote:Most forum posts is good posts.
Tee hee... Zach told a lie.

Good idea, though.
TwoBuy wrote:As in, a wrinkley hammer with tall blue hair.
Trolls are into fashion and makeup now, hadn't you heard?
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Wow, I didn't know we were allowed to turn anything into a Bratz just by adding a z to its plural!!!

Check out the two latest:
Speakerz
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and

Eggoz
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Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Post by GreenCrayon »

TwoBuy wrote:Wow, I didn't know we were allowed to turn anything into a Bratz just by adding a z to its plural!!!
That is such an awesome idea, TwoBuy. :) I just have to take it too far with my Zachz.

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Post by hawhaw1267 »

YAY! He created this place just for me and Tucker! FINNALLY a place I can call home! Time to move out of mommys house. (If she were still alive but apparantly she got crushed in a trash compactor)

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Post by Simon. »

hawhaw1267 wrote:(If she were still alive but apparantly she got crushed in a trash compactor)
Hah! You wish!

How does that rap song go that's like, "your momma's trapped in my basement" or something?

Ah yeah, I remember, it went -

"Holy crap hawhaw1267 stop eating my god damn cat."
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Simon. wrote:"Holy crap hawhaw1267 stop eating my god damn cat."
I told you a hundred times! I'm SORRY! I thought it was your dog! Jeeze-Wizz!!! :x

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hawhaw1267 wrote:YAY! He created this place just for me and Tucker! FINNALLY a place I can call home! Time to move out of mommys house. (If she were still alive but apparantly she got crushed in a trash compactor)
yes... this shall be our dominion to rule and conquer. to make all inferiors bow down to our wishes and fetch us ice cream whenevr we desire. we shall be the gods to be worshiped as... BIG gods! all will surrender to the reign of hawhaw and tucker.... ALL!!!

now... twobuy... FETCH ME SOME ICE CREAM AND A BEER THAT I WONT SHARE WITH YOU!!!!
huh?

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Post by Jesster »

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the Zachz, or listening to hawhaw and Tucker being inane.
"Moloch was drawn from memory, and is aware how crappy his face looks."

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Post by hawhaw1267 »

HEY! I just realized something! Without me and Tucker...there WOULD BE NO Outlands. You would still have the boring 2 threads rather than the exciting 3 threads! It was all our fault (With a bit of the Fools fault) that this was made!

Zach must really love/hate us with an extreme/filthy passion! I love you too dog! :wink:

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Post by Society »

hawhaw1267 wrote:HEY! I just realized something! Without me and Tucker...there WOULD BE NO Outlands.
I think your forgetting a fellow by the name of Thefoolsfool or something like that. His post were defenately contributing to the creation of this area.
When I said lets get a cold one, I wasn't talking about eskimo hookers.

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Post by TwoBuy »

hawhaw1267 wrote:It was all our fault (With a bit of the Fools fault) that this was made!
Society wrote:I think your forgetting a fellow by the name of Thefoolsfool or something like that. His post were defenately contributing to the creation of this area.
Ya know, I think he covered it. But yes, thank you all, we now have an area where Optimus Prime can be king without persicution.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Post by GreenCrayon »

hawhaw1267 wrote:Without me and Tucker... <snip>(With a bit of the Fools fault)
I always just assumed that Tucker was the reincarnation of the Fool, after the Fool's banishment. That is to say, I thought they were the same person.
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Post by Jesster »

You, believing in conspiracies? Never would have thought it.

And we didn't need an Outlands before (Except for Samus and Optimus which was stupid because everyone knows Optimus was awesome.)
"Moloch was drawn from memory, and is aware how crappy his face looks."

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