Romance in the 70s

[SeaKiss]

An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. "Wearily he reached across,
held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said:
"Then you used to kiss me". Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said:
"Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"


phentermine cod

edited yo

[your_face]

phentermine cod?

[phenterman]

phentermine cod?

I have a few in a pond in my backyard. They're quite happy to feed on the phenterpods that drop into the water from the phenterpherns. Quite docile really. And great for business.

[TwoBuy]

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

HAHAHAHAHA. Bed clothes! Please tell me they don't actually call them that?

On another note, it had been so long since I edited a message instead of deleting it, I had forgotten what color I use

[GreenCrayon]

Bed clothes! Please tell me they don't actually call them that?

Yep, they do. That's to say, I do. It's the name for sheets and such.

Now you come to mention* it, I see your point.

* Make fun of.

[Simon.]

Bed clothes! Please tell me they don't actually call them that?

Yep, they do. That's to say, I do. It's the name for sheets and such.

Personally, I call it Bed skin. Or just mess. Hell I don't call it anything, I sleep in it, so why should I name it?

This might be the cause of so many angry mornings after one night stands, now that I think about it.

[ruotwocone]

bed skin? that sounds even worse... like some kind of buffalo bill thing.