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Spam-Bot Enrolment.

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All Spam-Bots must Henceforth apply here for your official SMBC Forum Spamming license. All you have to do is fill in your form. And away you go! The details you must fill out are as follows.
let's say, the government wrote:Name: _______ (I know we can see it, shutup!)
Reason for Spamming: _______
Company spamming for: _______
How much you wish to spam: _______ (in posts per day)
How many of you makes up Office30: _______ (Between 100 - 999999)
And this is a limited time offer, but if you can offer me something to cure my cold, you pass automatically.

If you do not have your license, and Spam away freely, you will be ridiculed and possibly raped, as there is really nothing that can be done, and I seriously doubt any spam-bot will fill in the form. Ah hell, if you're a bot and you post in this topic, you get your license.

Oh yeah, and best of all, it's free!
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Re: Spam-Bot Enrolment.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:Name: _hawhaw1267_ (I know we can see it, shutup!)
Reason for Spamming: _insufficient parental attention_
Company spamming for: _PAMA_
How much you wish to spam: _3.81_ (in posts per day)
How many of you makes up Office30: _*cries*_ (Between 100 - 999999)
Thought I might help out a bit with getting it started.
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Thanks GreenCrayon. It makes me feel better on the inside.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:It makes me feel better on the inside.
You're not tricking me into feeling your insides again, hawhaw. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Post by hawhaw1267 »

GreenCrayon wrote:You're not tricking me into feeling your insides again, hawhaw. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
No, of course not. But, those were some wild times. Remember all the Space hookers? They were everywhere!!

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hawhaw1267 wrote:Remember all the Space hookers? They were everywhere!!
Yeah, and every corner we turned around we bumped into Space Elvis.
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GreenCrayon wrote: Yeah, and every corner we turned around we bumped into Space Elvis.
I think I remember watching that in my Spy-Cam I installed in the rear of the taxi car when I picked you up from the Space Exhibit.. Oh gah.. That was great, hawhaw was so drunk! He kept telling Rleeipen Shlawk that he was going to marry her... I could have cried when he threw up in her lap. She screamed "KLEEP!!!" correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it means "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" but then again who knows? Those crazy space hookers! I dont believe anything they say!
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.

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Post by ruotwocone »

yeah, nothin' beats space vegas... all the blackjack and space hookers. good times.

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Never been But Ive heard its great this time of year.
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Name: _Office31_
Reason for Spamming: _Job_
Company spamming for: _Casino_online_
How much you wish to spam: _7_
How many of you makes up Office30: __100_

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What is Office31? All I know is that he is a freak-wannabe of office30. He will never amount to office30's awesomenessnessness.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:What is Office31? All I know is that he is a freak-wannabe of office30. He will never amount to office30's awesomenessnessness.


Okay so I think that I missed the whole office30 thing but that guy is such a friggin rip off!
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Post by Office31 »

You're the Loser! Im sorry, im sorry. I lost myself there, you're entitled to your opinion however untrue it may be.


Buy Phentermine
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Post by Steffles »

Office31 wrote:

Buy Phentermine
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I AM FAT???
I dont need to buy your stupid Phentermine..
I WILL KICK YOUR A S S!!!
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Post by Office31 »

Steffles wrote: I WILL KICK YOUR A S S!!!
What is an "A" and Im no "S S".
try it like this "Ass" <---- see how easy that was?
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