All Spam-Bots must Henceforth apply here for your official SMBC Forum Spamming license. All you have to do is fill in your form. And away you go! The details you must fill out are as follows.
let's say, the government wrote:Name: _______ (I know we can see it, shutup!)
Reason for Spamming: _______
Company spamming for: _______
How much you wish to spam: _______ (in posts per day)
How many of you makes up Office30: _______ (Between 100 - 999999)
And this is a limited time offer, but if you can offer me something to cure my cold, you pass automatically.
If you do not have your license, and Spam away freely, you will be ridiculed and possibly raped, as there is really nothing that can be done, and I seriously doubt any spam-bot will fill in the form. Ah hell, if you're a bot and you post in this topic, you get your license.
hawhaw1267 wrote:Name: _hawhaw1267_ (I know we can see it, shutup!)
Reason for Spamming: _insufficient parental attention_
Company spamming for: _PAMA_
How much you wish to spam: _3.81_ (in posts per day)
How many of you makes up Office30: _*cries*_ (Between 100 - 999999)
Thought I might help out a bit with getting it started.
GreenCrayon wrote:
Yeah, and every corner we turned around we bumped into Space Elvis.
I think I remember watching that in my Spy-Cam I installed in the rear of the taxi car when I picked you up from the Space Exhibit.. Oh gah.. That was great, hawhaw was so drunk! He kept telling Rleeipen Shlawk that he was going to marry her... I could have cried when he threw up in her lap. She screamed "KLEEP!!!" correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it means "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" but then again who knows? Those crazy space hookers! I dont believe anything they say!
Name: _Office31_
Reason for Spamming: _Job_
Company spamming for: _Casino_online_
How much you wish to spam: _7_
How many of you makes up Office30: __100_
