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hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:39 am

tucker is very good at fooling you into thinking he is funny....but he just comes back saying something stupid. Wow...I just described myself a bit here!

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:53 am

hawhaw1267 wrote:Wow...I just described myself a bit here!

Does anyone else feel as though we've devolved into an abusive relationship with ourselves? Perhaps a string of upbeat posts, complementing each other's obese parents* would help us get out of this rut?

* We could also, y'know, find jokes other than "ZOMFG tucker's mom is SOOOOoOOOooO fat!!11!!11oneonethirteeendividedbyseven".

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:24 pm

GreenCrayon wrote: Perhaps a string of upbeat posts, complementing each other's obese parents

Okay...fine....*Sigh*
Tucker...your mom...she has....um...a very pretty red pigment when she breaks out into hives.

Is that good enough GreenCrayon?

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:57 pm

Office31 wrote:I happen to be somewhat of a moonshine connoisseur as it says in my Signature, so it must be true.

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If everything that Signatures said were true then tuckers would be:

"MY MOM IS FAT, MY DAD WEARS WOMENS CLOTHING,AND I AM A SCARED LITTLE BITCH"

And Hawhaw's would be:
"I CRY AFTER SEX"

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:59 pm

Steffles wrote:
Office31 wrote:I happen to be somewhat of a moonshine connoisseur as it says in my Signature, so it must be true.

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If everything that Signatures said were true then tuckers would be:

"MY MOM IS FAT, MY DAD WEARS WOMENS CLOTHING,AND I AM A SCARED LITTLE BITCH"

And Hawhaw's would be:
"I CRY AFTER SEX"

And the biggest insult of all: Steffles would be:
"I willingly date Hawhaw"

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:07 pm

Damnit.. I guess it backfired but at least I could put:

I willingly date hawhaw, But make fun of him every chance I get, so it cant be that bad.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:20 pm

Steffles wrote:Damnit.. I guess it backfired but at least I could put:

I willingly date hawhaw, But make fun of him every chance I get, so it cant be that bad.

Anyone else agree that "it cant be that bad."?

I'd like to hear a straight woman's, or gay man's opinion too, so if you're lurking out there, make yourself heard.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:57 pm

Hey! At least I am one sexy beast! That's a reason she went out with me...I think...
Or maybe she thinks it's sweet when I cry during sex...I really have no idea why she'd go out with me now that I think about it...

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:00 pm

TwoBuy wrote:Anyone else agree that "it cant be that bad."?

I'd like to hear a straight woman's, or gay man's opinion too, so if you're lurking out there, make yourself heard.

why do i get the feeling that i'm being sumbliminally mentioned here?

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:03 pm

tucker wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:Anyone else agree that "it cant be that bad."?

I'd like to hear a straight woman's, or gay man's opinion too, so if you're lurking out there, make yourself heard.
why do i get the feeling that i'm being sumbliminally mentioned here?

You consider yourself a forum lurker how? We can't get you to shut up!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:11 pm

You know...now that I think about all that was said about me here on the forum(especially by my own GIRLFRIEND)...I'm thinking I shall kill myself using an incredibly elaborite plan.
First: I shall fake my own death
Second: I shall get a midget to go off and collect my insurance money(Must use a midget, or else it wont work).
Third: I fake the midgets death and I go collect the insurance money. Then we go out for a night on the town and party it up with our money.
Fourth: Kill the midget
Fifth: Use the rest of the insurance money
Sixth: Kill self...or not...

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:13 pm

i think you kinda missed the point

oh and twobuy...

TwoBuy wrote:
You consider yourself a forum lurker how?

who said anything about a lurker?

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:29 pm

tucker wrote: who said anything about a lurker?

TwoBuy wrote:I'd like to hear a straight woman's, or gay man's opinion too, so if you're lurking out there, make yourself heard.

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:04 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:Wow...I just described myself a bit here!
Does anyone else feel as though we've devolved into an abusive relationship with ourselves? Perhaps a string of upbeat posts, complementing each other's obese parents* would help us get out of this rut?

* We could also, y'know, find jokes other than "ZOMFG tucker's mom is SOOOOoOOOooO fat!!11!!11oneonethirteeendividedbyseven".

okay... Tucker, Your dad looks so cute in his little cut of jeans... and his lipstick is pretty.. Is that okay??

or maybe...

Tucker, your mom is like a big moon walk.. And I am sure that you wait all day just to go home and jump into her bubbiling fat.

hows that Crayon?