New Outlandia!

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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I like this idea of Sherlock Holmes solving the mystery of the crippled chicks. Where's this magic intro thing you made?

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ruotwocone wrote:I like this idea of Sherlock Holmes solving the mystery of the crippled chicks. Where's this magic intro thing you made?
This is where I posted what I have so far.
I'm giving some thought to actual mysteries. It's exploratory writing as much as anything else.
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Wow, so now I am a spam bot troll ? There is a nice welcome less than 24 hours after registration !

What disturbs me most is the unconstitutional process. I was not informed of the charges against me before being banned without any kind of trial. Would you perhaps consider renaming this place "Guantanamo" ?

I posted once in the thread called "latest comic discussion" about the latest comic discussion, and didn't break any of the rules which I actually took the trouble to read before registering. Therefore such is the question: Da fuck ?

There is no way to contact an administrator now that I am excluded and therefore it is impossible to know if the sentence was carried out automatically by a program or consciously by a human being belonging to an intelligent form of life. As I understand it my name now appears in pink for "bot", or maybe that's for "troll", which would add an insult to the injustice. Therefore I will quote Jessy Pinkman: "That's kafkesque, yo !"
Can you please fix it or explain, Mr Edminster or whoever ?

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This is some serious business right here. I like the whole sense of injustice and entitlement you have going on here, including the reference to Guantanamo, as if you've been wronged somehow. 'Oh no, my name is a different colour, and I can only post on a small part of this forum! You bastards, remove these metaphorical chains and set me free so that I may piss you off with more stupid irrational posts! The tortured spirits of my internet ancestors will rain blood on your houses and claw out your eyeballs evermore!'
Unconstitutional pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Whatever maaan. And by the way you forgot the 33rd "f" in "pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff".
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My point exactly
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DavidCena wrote:Wow, so now I am a spam bot troll ? There is a nice welcome less than 24 hours after registration !

What disturbs me most is the unconstitutional process. I was not informed of the charges against me before being banned without any kind of trial. Would you perhaps consider renaming this place "Guantanamo" ?

I posted once in the thread called "latest comic discussion" about the latest comic discussion, and didn't break any of the rules which I actually took the trouble to read before registering. Therefore such is the question: Da fuck ?

There is no way to contact an administrator now that I am excluded and therefore it is impossible to know if the sentence was carried out automatically by a program or consciously by a human being belonging to an intelligent form of life. As I understand it my name now appears in pink for "bot", or maybe that's for "troll", which would add an insult to the injustice. Therefore I will quote Jessy Pinkman: "That's kafkesque, yo !"
Can you please fix it or explain, Mr Edminster or whoever ?
Your first post was a little off. Derailment for your own purpose, weird argument and long diatribe seeming to feature a link. And it read like you'd probably never return (as people who make such posts tend to do). So that could be it.

It could also be because you've made far more Breaking Bad references in your four posts than you have any right to.

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All I wanted was to add an "h" in "wether" so my post wouldn't look to much like it had been written by a french guy. And I had made only one Breaking Bad reference when I got the bot boot, so that could not be it actually. Now this whole thing got me spinning down a slippery slope and all.

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I'm guessing Ed was probably just incredibly pissed at your post about aliens.
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That premiss might be put to the test if we had a spherical armillary, a sextant and a crystal ball at our disposal.

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All I wanted to do was comment on the "Cure for aging" cartoon. By the time I actually can, everyone will have forgotten about it except me and Weinersmith.
Le sigh.

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MrCanoehead wrote:All I wanted to do was comment on the "Cure for aging" cartoon. By the time I actually can, everyone will have forgotten about it except me and Weinersmith.
Le sigh.
You registered with what appears to be a fake email address so yeah you got sorted to spam. Also nothing's stopping you from posting about it anyway; your comments will live on for all archivists digging through and curious for discussion. Honestly though, Zach's already long forgotten whatever comic you're talking about.
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Hi all,

Hoping I can unspambot myself!

I'm Epi, electronic engineer, nerd and amateur artist. Hoping to make a positive contribution to comments on current comics.

Specifically, matters of buoyancy relating to the Ark comic. :)

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Your email address tripped the sophisticated spam-sorter, it looks like.
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