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Viva Viagra

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Hey guys, you could seriously use some New York Viagra! You'll be as big as the empire state building!

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Yes, but will I still be as crooked as a cop on the take?
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Edminster wrote:Yes, but will I still be as crooked as a cop on the take?
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True, but I don't sell to Australians.

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Could I grow a penis if I took viagra?
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No, you'd have to be in hentai to do that.

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So, you're saying that Viagra can't make all of my fantasies come true?
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Buy some and find out!

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Edminster wrote:So, you're saying that Viagra can't make all of my fantasies come true?
I believe that is exactly what they're saying.

Viagra is a sham and a fraud.
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Newyorkerviagras wrote:Buy some and find out!
But you just said that it can't make women grow penii, so my fantasy would not come true with Viagra.
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I don't want to grow multiple penii, though.

I just want one penis to grow where my clitoris is. And only for funsies on special occasions.

Maybe the person misunderstood. Maybe it can't let you grow multiple penises, just one. Which is understandable. No one really needs two.
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Hrm. I was attempting to imply that it was a 'one penis per woman' deal, but I guess I didn't make myself clear.

Also yay for Outlands!
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I said yay for Outlands just yesterday!

It truly is a miraculous place, where one can talk about the number of penises a woman should have, without fear of reprimand.
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astasia wrote:I don't want to grow multiple penii, though.

I just want one penis to grow where my clitoris is. And only for funsies on special occasions.

Maybe the person misunderstood. Maybe it can't let you grow multiple penises, just one. Which is understandable. No one really needs two.
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There are obviously different rules for the Father Of Our Country.

(I'm so glad I don't teach early American history.)
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