How long has it been AHMETxRock's birthday?

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How long has it been AHMETxRock's birthday?

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Like, three or four days now, yes?

Is it a Happy Birthday, or a Happy UnBirthday, now?
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He got stuck partway through being born, so it kinda stretches on for a while.
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I'd try it myself if I wasn't convinced it was a massive waste of time.

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Edminster wrote:stuck partway
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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LordRetard wrote:
Edminster wrote:stuck partway
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Ahem.

Some of us like being partway inside vag.
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astasia wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
Edminster wrote:stuck partway
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Ahem.

Some of us like being partway inside vegetables*.
*Vegetables = any plant whose fruit, seeds, roots, tubers, bulbs, stems, leaves, or flower parts are used as food, as the tomato, bean, beet, potato, onion, asparagus, spinach, or cauliflower.

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astasia wrote:Some of us like being partway inside vegetables.
Does that include your mother's vegetables? While still a baby in the process of being born?

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LordRetard wrote:
astasia wrote:Some of us like being partway inside vegetables.
Does that include your mother's vegetables? While still a baby in the process of being born?
Don't judge me.
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We already have. A long long time ago*.


*When you told us you were a lesbian.

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I edited your post.

How fun was that?

It made you look like you said things that you didn't say! Also I am not a lesbian, I actually love penis.
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I banned birthdays. See the birthday thread.
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Doesn't matter, still judged.

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astasia wrote:Like, three or four days now, yes?

Is it a Happy Birthday, or a Happy UnBirthday, now?
I am judging her harshly because she stole my joke.
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mountainmage wrote:
astasia wrote:Like, three or four days now, yes?

Is it a Happy Birthday, or a Happy UnBirthday, now?
I am judging her harshly because she stole my joke.
But, I didn't realize I stole your joke until just now. I didn't read that thread. I apologize for coming off as lame and unoriginal.
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Now I'm judging you favorably because you're awesome. :D
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