At the cocktail party, one woman said to...

BlondellAudie · Post by **BlondellAudie** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:04 am

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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wolf · Post by **wolf** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:46 pm

hmmmm I prefer dead baby jokes

AlligatorJack · Post by **AlligatorJack** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:53 pm

That lady sounds fucked up.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:05 am

AlligatorJack wrote:That lady sounds fucked up.

I hope you don't mean me. Besides dead baby jokes are classics

Goose · Post by **Goose** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:14 pm

Hey its an old topic, but i had to... okay so whats better then 7 dead babys nailed to 1 tree?

1 dead baby nailed across 7 trees!

^That was the first one i've heard and remains the best.

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:25 pm

Goose wrote:Hey its an old topic, but i had to... okay so whats better then 7 dead babys nailed to 1 tree?

1 dead baby nailed across 7 trees!

^That was the first one i've heard and remains the best.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn???

DEPENDS ON HOW HARD YA THROW EM!!!!

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:05 am

Dead baby jokes? Oh it's on

I've got a million of them. Well at least like 20.

What's red and pink and goes 100 mph?

A dead baby in a blender.

Am I a horrible person? Yes, yes I am.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:14 am

http://www.thesmallclub.org/phpcomic/comics/040309.jpg

this is my favourite baby joke ever (i guess we all miss penii)

Goose · Post by **Goose** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:21 am

This is one i heard like 2 days ago:

How do you get 15 babys into a bowl?

A blender

how do you get them out?

Doritos

The Flying Fish · Post by **The Flying Fish** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:31 am

If you're reading this thread now that's pretty sad.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:59 pm

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a porsche in my garage.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:24 pm

wolf wrote:What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a porsche in my garage.

haha, that made my day

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:04 pm

Dead Baby Joke Book.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:22 pm

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I don't have a trampoline in my backyard.

I love the "one baby nailed to seven trees". That's awesome.

Post by **ZachWeiner** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:37 pm

What's the babies dead between dead baby babies?

Dead babies!