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The ten most important people in a woman?s life

1.The doctor because he say, ?Take off your clothes.?
2.The dentist because he says, ?Open wide.?
3.The hairdresser because he says, ?Do you wan it teased or blown??
4.The milkman because he says, ?Do you want it in front or in back??
5.The interior decorator because he says, ?Once you have it in you?ll love it.?
6.The banker because he says, ?If you take it out to soon, you?ll lose interest.?
7.The police officer because he says, ?Spread ?em.?
8.The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9.The pilot because he take off fast and then slows down.
10.The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and eats what he shoots.


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Well, I guess I would have laughed about this 15 years ago, although my English probably wasn't good enough back then to even understand the words, let alone the "subtle" innuendo...

cookcook wrote:10.The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and eats what he shoots.

First, that's fucking gross

cookcook wrote:9.The pilot because he take off fast and then slows down.

Second. I sure as hell hope my pilots don't slow down after take off! I kinda like the staying-in-air-for-the-rest-of-the-flight part of flying.