ATTENTION!

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ATTENTION!

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Katy Perry is actually kinda really hot.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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She sounds like a man.
Edminster wrote:I'm starting to think Euclid lives in the past.

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Mabey when she sings. Not so sure about her orgams. Pay more attention to that part.
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Was she the one that kissed a girl?

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And she liked it too. I'm not sure if that will increase or decrease my chances of sleeping with her.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Do you look like a girl after you shave?

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That... That might be. I mean, I look a ton less manly without it. Like MM or something.
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If this is your life goal I would feel no qualms about kidnapping.

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Her music isn't terrible, and I kind of like her persona. She is moderately attractive.

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A reasoned opinion from lethal. A reasoned opinion I can get behind.

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Ya know who I wouldn't mind getting behind? Katy Perry.
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That's the only position I'd do her from.*

*This thread has gone up a level in VULGARITY. It is now level 7.

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I'd take her out on "International Rape Day," If you know what I mean. :wink:

That's gotta be level 8 or 9 now.

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I believe we will need pictures to boost this vulgarity any higher. Perhaps some xkcd comics.*

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AHMETxRock wrote:Ya know who I wouldn't mind getting behind? Katy Perry.
haahahahahhahahahaha... where'd the ahmet pickup thread go? bam. gold.

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