What's been going on in forumland?

[AHMETxRock]

I tried cooking today! They were just as aweful as my forays into humor and romance.

I'm left with a sick feeling.

[Apocalyptus]

What did you try cooking? It helps if you try simple stuff first, with a more experienced person on hand to tell you if you're doing anything terribly wrong.

[Olax]

Just like anything you try for the first time. Start simple, and let an experienced guy like Apocalyptus help you.

[Amerika]

guy

we have a problem

[Kimra]

What do you mean? Apoc is ALL MAN!
How could he not be, check out that avatar.

[Amerika]

No


no I distinctly remember Apoc not being a cartoon!

[Kimra]

Have you MET him? Because I remember hearing him on chat, he sounded like a cartoon to me.

[Amerika]

hang on I've seen pictures of him and it's a woman


no wait, paedophiles fake their pictures too! Apoc is one of them child lovers

[Olax]

All paedophiles are men. By defenition*. So if Apocalypticus is a paedophile, he is a male, no matter what's between his legs.

*The female version of a paedophile is called a Toddler's Wet Dream.

[Kimra]

The True Apoc

[Olax]

Paedobear?

[Amerika]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Apocalyptus]

At last you all see the true me. A comic book paedophile. Or rather, I choose to look like a cartoon cos it's what the kiddies like.

Man, if Cirtur was here he would be pissed off that I've usurped his position as forum paedophile.
But he's not, so whatever.

[Amerika]

i wasn't here, but cirtur wasn't a paedophile he was a child pornographer

[Apocalyptus]

Well I better go buy some stuff from him then.