What's been going on in forumland?

[Sahan]

SHE MEANS CANDY. Cirtur was also a licensed confectionary distributor. There is nothing to concern yourself with here, Australian Federal Police workers.

[Olax]

Doesn't everybody like Cirtur's "candy"?

[Amerika]

you are all paedophiles now

[Kovvy]

.... I never got any candy.

[Olax]

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She's at least fourteen.

[Edminster]

The joke is that in Australia because there is a label saying the person is underage, it counts as child porn.

Also it would still be child porn if she was fourteen anyway so I think you missed the point.

[Olax]

Yes, but she obviously isn't fourteen either, even although I said so, so I might have been not telling the truth (also called 'joking' or 'lying').

[Apocalyptus]

Australian porn law is a bit of a joke. For example, depictions of female ejaculation are outlawed because the legislators think it is urine (it isn't). However, even if it was, I fail to see the problem; I'm not into watching 'watersports' myself, but I don't see that adults being legally able to watch it would hurt anyone.

[DonRetrasado]

Watersports is illegal in Amerikkka too, I think. Of course the content you can find on the american internet is ruled by Google so in reality you can find pretty much anything with ease other than snuff child porn.

[Apocalyptus]

The main thing that pisses me off is the assumption that female ejaculation=urination, in the face of all the evidence. I think I hate politicians, but I really shouldn't be surprised.

[Kimra]

You know what pisses me off about porn in Australia? Apparently for porn shown on the porn channel they can't show the penis so what do they do? They cut out any shots* of them, completely. But if the image has a vagina on it, they will splice the image and show the vagina twice on the same screen, with no male parts what so ever. Seriously, wtf?

I demand equal rights for the degradation of porn stars and the sexualisation of body parts.

*ha ha

[Olax]

But penises are dirty!

in reality you can find pretty much anything with ease other than child porn.

Like a wise old friend of mine once said: "If you can't find something, you're just not looking hard enough."

[Amerika]

There should be a child porn vendor on every street!

[Olax]

Those are called 'kindergartens' in your language, I believe.

[Kovvy]

Hahaha, children.

But I'm really still just trying to wrap my head around the double-vagina technique... Doesn't that mess up the plot??
Why don't they just show all lesbian porn?