What's been going on in forumland?

[Apocalyptus]

It depends what porn you watch. The X-Files parody actually had a plot that made sense, and not terrible acting and production values.

[Kovvy]

... You know, I might watch that.
I've never seen a porn.

[Amerika]

Watched the trailer and it looks like that episode of torchwood with the woman that kills men by having sex with them.

[DonRetrasado]

Pirates and its sequel are the most expensive pornos ever made (parodying Pirates of the Caribbean). They have, like, special effects n' shit.

[Amerika]

the trailer doesn't even give you a hint of where the sex is

[Olax]

Pirates and its sequel are the most expensive pornos ever made (parodying Pirates of the Caribbean). They have, like, special effects n' shit.

Pirates was probably the worst porn I ever watched. I skipped all the sex scenes.

[smiley_cow]

Sex scenes ruin porn. It's always much sexier without.

[Olax]

Although a lot of things are sexier without sex, porn isn't about sexiness. Acting ruins porn. Why would anyone want to believe there's a reason for two (or more) people (or creatures of any kind) to have sex?

[smiley_cow]

I actually should confess I've never actually watched a porno, but since sex ruins the sexiness of many things, I felt it an accurate statement.

Why would anyone want to believe there's a reason for two (or more) people (or creatures of any kind) to have sex?

Who knows why people do anything.

[Olax]

Some people.

[Apocalyptus]

You people. That's right I said it.

[carbonstealer]

That was unnecessarily hurtful

[smiley_cow]

[DonRetrasado]

Nudity ruins sexiness too. A parka is the sexiest outfit.

[Amerika]

are you an idiot? the sexiest clothing is a fursuit