Hey Noah

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Re: Hey Noah

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Can you sleep under a rabid bear?

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You probably shouldn't.
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Or you might get all... Tied up...

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BEAR GOD BY THE DEATHS OF HIKERS I SUMMON THEE
WE BESEECH YOU IN YOUR MIGHTY CLAWDOM
ANSWER THIS QUESTION BESTOW US THIS WISDOM
AND WE PLEDGE OUR HONEY/SOULS TO YE


Bear God, are bears known for their knot tying abilities?

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Re: Hey Noah

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Bear Gods
Most likely only tie
Bear knots

Nanohaiku?
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BEARS ARE NOT VERY GOOD WITH FINE MOTOR FUNCTIONS. THIS IS ONE OF MYRIAD REASONS I USE A TEXT-TO-SPEECH PROGRAM FOR TYPING.

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Re: Hey Noah

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Don't you like question marks?
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Why ask that


why not ask why bear god said text-to-speech when this wouldn't help someone with a typing problem

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Because I didn't care. I am not a care kind of human.
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I am not a care kind of bear.

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This was the direction I was pointing in, and you followed my pointing, and went that direction, and you shall be awarded 1 (one) megapoint for that. (If you had used the actual term 'care bears' it would have been 1 (also one) megapoint less.)

Don't you think this Bear God has an interesting website? How would he type that without the use of question marks - or some kind of speech-to-text program for that matter?
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Yay! You set 'em up, I knock 'em down!

I bet he can do it because he's a god.

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Or perhaps he just asked some nerd. Paid for it, for all we know.
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If he's rich, why does he always ask for money?
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He wants to stay rich.
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