Costume Ideas

[Olax]

A thousand dollars is a lot of money. It's like forty euros! I could eat at McDonald's twice with that money!

[carbonstealer]

Considering how much a trip to America costs when you live in the middle of the ocean surrounded by more ocean sort of like that smelly kid with the allergies in late primary school whose desk manages to end up surrounded by a 2m gap on every side, you should not underestimate the value of that gift

[Kimra]

There's also gonna be an awesome party. With like computers all logged into the forum so we don't actually have to talk. (we could talk on Skype I suppose)

[Olax]

You should build some sort of cubicles at the party spot, because if we'd be too close to each other we would all get echos and stuff. Also, I will not have showered that day because I'm trying to be like the rest of you nerds.

[Kovvy]

It'll be magical!

[Kimra]

I'll build you a cubical Olax, and you can do a puppet show over the top of it for the rest of us. It'll be magical.

[Olax]

I'll make puppets of all of you. Except Amerika. I already have an anus on a stick, which I'll use for him.

[Kovvy]

Wait, do you mean you'll make puppets that look like us, or you'll turn us into puppets?

Because one of those I like and the other I will need further details before I form an opinion.

[Kimra]

Yeah, I agree. I don't like people making effigies of me.

[Lethal Interjection]

Wait, do you mean you'll make puppets that look like us, or you'll turn us into puppets?

Because one of those I like and the other I will need further details before I form an opinion.

Sounds like someone has a fetish!

[Kovvy]

A fetish?

But really I just want to know what I'm getting into.
Because I don't want to be killed to be made into a puppet.

[Olax]

I will make puppets that look like you, and then transfer your soul to them. Then, I will make marionettes from your lifeless bodies. But I will name them differently*, so no one will link those modern Pinocchios to your mysterious disappearance.
Will that be acceptable?

*I will name them all Grundlefunk, except for Edminster's; his body shall be called Derby.

[Kimra]

I'm not giving you a grand if you make me into a puppet. Perhaps I can become your apprentice instead?

[Olax]

Have you ever read 'Love of seven dolls'? Then you would know how puppet masters treat their apprentices.

So yes. Fine.

[Lethal Interjection]

A fetish?

But really I just want to know what I'm getting into.
Because I don't want to be killed to be made into a puppet.

Then you clearly have pretty tame fetishes.