The Importance of Being On Time

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The Importance of Being On Time

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Punctuality is very important.

You want to make a good first impression, don't you?

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I like being late, it shows my laid-back attitude.
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is this like the importance of being earnest. i din't raelly like tha book play or whatever it was
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i din't really read it
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Your loss-- Oscar Wilde has a rapier wit.

Edit: The rapiest wit!

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Some people don't want you come at all, so I guess that late is then preferable over on time.
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Who wouldn't want you to come?

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Guys who invite me in an ironical way.
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Curse them!

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In an ironical way?
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No, I mean literally curse them.
But then you might not get any invites at all. :\

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If you want to get your hands on some ironic curses, just ask DR. He's a respected member of society!
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They'll never come at all either... If they get Erectile Dysfunction!!

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Delightful curse!

Make it so.

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