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Post by QwertiMamba »

I need somebody!

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Kimra
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Not just anybody?
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Help! You know I need someone!
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HEEEEEELLLLLP!

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When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed any spambot's help in any way.
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But now those days are gone I need some Russian Porn. Now I find I've changed my mind I'll open up that link door.
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Help me if you can, my weiner's down!

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Apocalyptus
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Kimra wrote:But now those days are gone I need some Russian Porn. Now I find I've changed my mind I'll open up that link door.
What about Czech porn? I hear it's the choice of connoisseurs.
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oooooh, apoc just called you an uncultured swine. HOW YO GON DEAL WIT DAT

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By watching Czech porn, obviously.
Geez, keep up.
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Amerika wrote:oooooh, apoc just called you an uncultured swine. HOW YO GON DEAL WIT DAT
She knows me too well.
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Apocalyptus
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Well, you do live in Sydney.
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Which I might add, is a superior residence to Melbourne
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Maybe if you are rich and have no class.
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