You like Tomatoes?

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You like Tomatoes?

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Our Tomatoes are red
They are 100% tomato
you say tom-ay-to
not any more! Now you say mmmmmm
delicious

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Mmmmmm!

It's working-- I want delicious tomatoes!

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Kovvy wrote:Mmmmmm!

It's working-- I want delicious tomatoes!
But... but there are no links! How am I supposed to know where I can buy such scrumptious morsels?

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I'm jonesing, man, I need a fix real bad! *scratch scratch*

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Bah, i just went a picked a heap of them from the garden. Some of us grow our own drugs.
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I'm a straight edge so I just say no to tomatoes.
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Come on, man. You ever had a salad? Nice red tomatoes in there-- just the thing.
Tomato soup on a cold winter day, grilled cheese sandwi-

GIMME THE TOMATOES ALREADY

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Kovvy wrote:Come on, man. You ever had a salad? Nice red tomatoes in there-- just the thing.
Tomato soup on a cold winter day, grilled cheese sandwi-

GIMME THE TOMATOES ALREADY
NO THEY'RE MINE
I'LL CUT YOU

(THAT LAST SENTENCE I WAS TALKING TO THE TOMATOES)
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WELL I HOPE YOU USE A SERRATED BLADE AND THEN SHARE YOUR TOMATOES WITH ME BECAUSE REALLY THEY ARE QUITE TASTY, ESPECIALLY WHEN FRESH-PICKED

I WILL BRING SOME FRESH MOZZARELLA AND BASIL LEAVES AND WE CAN MAKE A CAPRESE SALAD IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING

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Way to be pedantic about the level of discount, Mr Tomato Hustler.
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Sahan, it seems your ridiculous assumptions have got us all in trouble again

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I want my tomatoes half-price or not at all.
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