God Damn It

[GUTCHUCKER]

I can't believe you people, putting up with this bullshit, this scourge. And yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Makes me sick of the constant flow of green malignant spittle spattering onto the forum emanating from our recent denizen's trashy burrow under the bridge. There should be no more of this sickening garbage about "Torah-thumping Jews" and ridiculous political jargon. Roll another cone, why don't you, rather than taking some goddamn action against him? On my life, I've never seen such a useless bunch of bloody inactive stoners. "Let him stay," you might wail, and justify it with cries of 'internets' and 'free speech' but that's really not what I'm bitching about. Let him stay and pollute our forums with this low-quality trolling? In your friggin' dreams! No way am I just gonna sit here and let it happen. Girding the forums, you've seen me get mad and complain that you're feeding the troll - I don't believe you see it happening regardless of your sassy remarks and sarcastic replies. Have you stopped to consider that maybe that's exactly what you're wanted to believe? And all of my efforts to point out the troll fall on deaf ears. Ridiculous! Do yourselves a favour and get rid of this stupid menace.

[Lethal Interjection]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing through reading that whole thing.

[GUTCHUCKER]

See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. I can't believe this bs.

[Kimra]

Why don't you just foe him and be done with it?

[Lethal Interjection]

Wait, Roman is a troll?

[GUTCHUCKER]

I wouldn't resort to such petty antics. The fat beast must be cleansed from our servers.

[Edminster]

Whoa hang on here we don't want to start throwing around accusations that we can't back up. What proof do you have that Roman is anything but genuine, Gutchucker?

[GUTCHUCKER]

I don't need proof when I'm so damn clearly right! I mean seriously, isn't it bloody obvious?

[Edminster]

I'm going to need some solid citations here otherwise I can't start the banning process.

[Apocalyptus]

I deal with trolls by trolling them and anyone nearby.
Sometimes I troll people by telling them I'm trolling them. You can tell it has worked because they don't believe they are being trolled.

And how do we know you are not, in fact, right now trolling us yourself as you implied before?

[Kimra]

Oh goddamn it Apoc you broke it :<

I can't believe you people, putting up with this bullshit, this scourge. And yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Makes me sick of the constant flow of green malignant spittle spattering onto the forum emanating from our recent denizen's trashy burrow under the bridge. There should be no more of this sickening garbage about "Torah-thumping Jews" and ridiculous political jargon. Roll another cone, why don't you, rather than taking some goddamn action against him? On my life, I've never seen such a useless bunch of bloody inactive stoners. "Let him stay," you might wail, and justify it with cries of 'internets' and 'free speech' but that's really not what I'm bitching about. Let him stay and pollute our forums with this low-quality trolling? In your friggin' dreams! No way am I just gonna sit here and let it happen. Girding the forums, you've seen me get mad and complain that you're feeding the troll - I don't believe you see it happening regardless of your sassy remarks and sarcastic replies. Have you stopped to consider that maybe that's exactly what you're wanted to believe? And all of my efforts to point out the troll fall on deaf ears. Ridiculous! Do yourselves a favour and get rid of this stupid menace.

[Apocalyptus]

Is somebody fucking with my posts now?

[PyroPrav]

I just don't know who to trust anymore!

[ukeypc]

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[Euclidthegreek]

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Well said.