does tramadol raise blood sugar levels AKA beg for a rap

[Kovvy]

I demand a verse!

[Crunchy Pete]

Yo, I thought I was good but I can always use some more practice
So Im gonna ask for help from the Bride of Galactus
And pray that nothin here might tempt or distract us
Oooh, look, a shiny thing...

[Kovvy]

*slow clap*

[Kimra]

Oh, I didn't realise I'd gotten a verse. I really should read everything everyone posts more. Well done. Well done indeed (even without a verse for me) I enjoyed it thoroughly.

[GreenCrayon]

Surprisingly good insight for a newcomer.

But... didn't we interact Crunchy Pete? Is it too much to expect you'd remember me in the form of verse?

Sorry if this turns into a "beg for a rap" thread.

[Crunchy Pete]

you are completely forgettable crayon.

Anyway I dont think many people are reading this thread

[Edminster]

Everybody who's anybody is reading this thread.

[Sahan]

I'm anybody!

[GreenCrayon]

Patience, youngling. There's been plenty of viewing action going on here, but you've got two things working against you.

a) This is New Outlandia. It gets the least attention.
b) Your rap was at the end of page 1, so as soon as replies started flooding in it got knocked off some people's radars (see Kimra's post).

The first, I'm not going to fix. The rap is good, but it's not move-to-another-section good. The second, I'll draw more attention to it by quoting it below.

Yo, so, I came to these forums just so I could see
What it would be like to chat about S-M-B-C
Thinkin maybe its a place where I could be free
But I shoulda known it never coulda been that easy

Yo, the head mod helped me sort out my affairs
But then this Ed mod started posting in pairs
I make a mistake and everyone is so full of cares
Cos I cant shake the feelin that hes got some eclairs

Theres a nazi who says that he lives with the asians
And all kinds of planning for some skype occasions
Yeah, two people post with pics of crustaceans
And, son, that's just the beginning of my frustrations

I crossed swords with this crazy chick called Kimra
An over muscled nasty in a lacy him-bra
She wouldnt back down even when I threatened the dentures
But that wasnt even the end of my misadventures

This Gutchucker seems to think that he might be a troll
But his posts never merit much more than a "how droll"
And now cos the mods wont ever delete spam at all
I got to find the time to rhyme about Tramadol

But the pain wont go away thanks to fuckin Gutchucker
You think you're a wit but you're just one more sucka
Spendin all your time with the mom of tucker
And your posts just aint funny like you think, MOTHAFUCKA

Yo, I thought I was good but I can always use some more practice
So Im gonna ask for help from the Bride of Galactus
And pray that nothin here might tempt or distract us
Oooh, look, a shiny thing...

[Kimra]

Well done. More attention has been drawn.

And I actually read almost everything posted on this forum. But some days I open up a thread and see a lot of text and because I'm tired or low I just skip over it. It doesn't happen most the time, but sometimes things get the raw end of the deal.

[Kaharz]

Everybody who's anybody is reading this thread.

Even I'm reading this thread and I'm nobody.

[Edminster]

You just posted in this thread, that makes you a somebody

[Kimra]

Everybodies a somebody to nobody.

[GUTCHUCKER]

This Gutchucker seems to think that he might be a troll
But his posts never merit much more than a "how droll"

I'm here for my entertainment, not yours

But the pain wont go away thanks to fuckin Gutchucker
You think you're a wit but you're just one more sucka
Spendin all your time with the mom of tucker
And your posts just aint funny like you think, MOTHAFUCKA

And not a single fuck was given all day

[GreenCrayon]

I'm here for my entertainment, not yours
And not a single fuck was given all day

That was the worst rap battle I've ever seen!

Geebus, I didn't think I'd be giving my vote to the new guy, but that was just terrible, Gutsy.