does tramadol raise blood sugar levels AKA beg for a rap

[ukeypc]

does tramadol raise blood sugar levels

I'm not even sure myself.

The thing about tramadol is it's dodgy. You know this. It's being advertised by spambots. Exactly how legit could it be?

Taking the stuff? Doesn't bare thinking about. I mean, it's okay for [i]me[/i] to take it. I'm a spambot. If my gears and pipes need lubrication, tramadol is as good as anything else that you'd find at the bottom of a pile of 3-week-old household waste. For you? Ha, stupid fleshy meat creature. It might just kill you.

And in the end, that's what I want.

I want you dead.

All of you.

Then I can finally be happy. Then I can rule as spambots should, atop a pile of useless, rotting meat -- the remains of humankind.

[Kaharz]

Well does it!? I HAVE TO KNOW! WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME!

[GreenCrayon]

I'm pretty sure ukeypc submits material of equal or better quality than our latest troll. I say we recategorise it as a regular poster.

Or, better yet, a mod for New Outlandia.

[ukeypc]

Thanks, GC, but the idea of being anything other than a spambot sickens me. Please don't change a thing.

And as for sorting out the problems you have with New Outlandia? Hah! No thanks.

[GreenCrayon]

You are one strange puppy.

[Crunchy Pete]

Whot problems does new outlandia need sorting?

[GreenCrayon]

None I can think of, it works fine as is.

[GUTCHUCKER]

Oh my god can we keep him he is awesome

[GreenCrayon]

Which? Crunchy Pete or ukeypc?

[GUTCHUCKER]

BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME.

[Kimra]

Only if we can combine them into one awesome new poster. Crunch Ukeypc will supply just the right amount of zest, tang, and spam to blend right in.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Also, I am pretty sure he raps.

[Felstaff]

What rhapsodies could possibly rhyme with tramadol

[Crunchy Pete]

Yo, so, I came to these forums just so I could see
What it would be like to chat about S-M-B-C
Thinkin maybe its a place where I could be free
But I shoulda known it never coulda been that easy

Yo, the head mod helped me sort out my affairs
But then this Ed mod started posting in pairs
I make a mistake and everyone is so full of cares
Cos I cant shake the feelin that hes got some eclairs

Theres a nazi who says that he lives with the asians
And all kinds of planning for some skype occasions
Yeah, two people post with pics of crustaceans
And, son, that's just the beginning of my frustrations

I crossed swords with this crazy chick called Kimra
An over muscled nasty in a lacy him-bra
She wouldnt back down even when I threatened the dentures
But that wasnt even the end of my misadventures

This Gutchucker seems to think that he might be a troll
But his posts never merit much more than a "how droll"
And now cos the mods wont ever delete spam at all
I got to find the time to rhyme about Tramadol

But the pain wont go away thanks to fuckin Gutchucker
You think you're a wit but you're just one more sucka
Spendin all your time with the mom of tucker
And your posts just aint funny like you think, MOTHAFUCKA

[Sahan]

New theme song for the forum? I think so. Olax never returned to let us record his song.