Let's all sing about Tramadol

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Let's all sing about Tramadol

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Self quitting Tramadol... why can't I quit you?

Share all your Tramadol related stories and puns here.

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Re: self quitting tramadol

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Oh sweet!
...What is tramadol?
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tramadol and bruising

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I AM THE LAST OF THE SPAMBOTS!

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Wait, what?
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I'll give you something to bruise about.
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hi tramadol

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Hi tramadol

how are you doing? I hope you are well. What have you been up to ever since i quit taking you? i have been sweaty and depressed because i vomit all the time and have seizures, but they seem to be tapering off. i miss you terribly.

love,
ukeypc

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Re: tramadol and bruising

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Shit, they've gained sentience.
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Have you tried betathanatine?
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The Last Spambot starring Tom Cruse
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it's sweet delicious candy
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FengharTheNord wrote:The Last Spambot starring Tom Cruse
Finally a role written for him.
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tramadol hydrochloride dogs

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I have to tell you this story

okay so one time me and my buddies were tripping on some primo quality kush that i think might have been laced with acid. tramadol hydrochloride dogs just started crawling out of the walls like twenty minutes after the first j so obv it was laced with something. fucking tramadol hydrochloride dogs, man. tramadol hydrochloride dogs I mean like i'm not even entirely sure what this tramadol stuff is to begin with so it's like really weird that i just knew these were tramadol hydrochloride dogs because you see weird shit when you're trippin. tramadol hydrochloride dogs for fuck's sake

Incorporation of ethylcellulose in hydrophilic matrix retarded the release rate of tramadol.

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Okay, I almost always delete these. But... tramadol hydrochloride dogs?

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can i give my cat tramadol

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Question for the day: Can I give my cat Tramadol?

Answer: Well... I wouldn't.

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mixing xanax and tramadol effects

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Mixing Xanax and Tramadol effects: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know But Were Too Sensible to Ask

I'm so glad you came back with an update!

Please let us know how she does!

I'm so glad you came back with an update!

Please let us know how she does!

You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA.

You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA.

Oh no I broke time by mixing Tramadol and Xanax. Stupid, stupid me.

Our local pharmacist went to a lot of trouble to make the suspensions and he told me that he tried to add some peanut butter flavor to make it more palatable.

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