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Re: Lets sad and lonely

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GUTCHUCKER wrote:It amuses me that unagi translates into eel. I would love to hear somebody being corrected on that - no it's not eel, it's eel.
This makes no sense to me.
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Whew, I was afraid I was going to be the only one.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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It's one of those comments where my first thought is "did I just have a stroke?"

Is this a foreign language pun or something?
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Bilingual #1: Man check out this eel dish, it's slimy delicious.
Bilingual #2: Actually, it's called unagi.
Bilingual #1: So this eel dish is called eel? Do you have, like, a time-wasting license or something? Is that your day job?
Bilingual #2: Hey, I was just trying to be helpful...
Bilingual #1: Let's get funky!
Then they have sex. Credits roll in over sounds of crazy monkey sex.
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I think his point is that unagi is just the Japanese word for eel, so saying 'eel' was correct in the first place.

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GUTCHUCKER wrote:Bilingual #1: Man check out this eel dish, it's slimy delicious.
Bilingual #2: Actually, it's called unagi.
Bilingual #1: So this eel dish is called eel? Do you have, like, a time-wasting license or something? Is that your day job?
Bilingual #2: Hey, I was just trying to be helpful...
Bilingual #1: Let's get funky!
Then they have sex. Credits roll in over sounds of crazy monkey sex.
Because they were both actually monkeys the whole time.
TWIST ENDING
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Bilingual monkeys! :O

Or trilingual if you count Monkey.

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TWISTED LIKE EELS CAN BE TWISTED.
The plot thickens. I will be bringing the stew this time!
Edit: I hope you don't mind me stealing your awesome comment for my signature.
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GUTCHUCKER wrote:Edit: I hope you don't mind me stealing your awesome comment for my signature.
It's what I'm here for.
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Kimra wrote:(this is where a cool smiley of education would go if I could be bothered, fortunately I can't)
This is where you'll find it. Image
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Felstaff wrote:
Kimra wrote:(this is where a cool smiley of education would go if I could be bothered, fortunately I can't)
This is where you'll find it. Image
My own one Image is here for all to use.

It's been there for ages, and is a little more yellow. So, um, suitable for all these new people we've had show up.
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GreenCrayon wrote:
It's been there for ages, and is a little more yellow. So, um, suitable for all these new people we've had show up.
It took me some time there to establish the fact that you weren't making a racist comment.
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Asians get Separate but Equal smileys.
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I'd like to say that now, while I am both sad and lonely, they are now mostly for entire different reasons! HAZZAH!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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It was meant to be celebrate, then I changed it because I can't spell and it was funnier, then it all went to hell with the word filter.

Also congratulations for your new and different sad and lonely!
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