I return
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- Kimra
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I return
That's it. I'm back in a house with walls. No snakes, not so many spiders, less ants, fewer things flying at my computer screen seeking light in the middle of the night, air conditioning, a bed, a washing machine that doesn't require sunny days, no rain, no leaking roof, and all the amenities.
So.... what did I miss? Any births, deaths or marriages? I hope no on all accounts. Any life changing events? I am not reading through the history.
Ed: I had Tim Tams for you, five packets of them. But sitting five packets of tim tams on a desk in a hot room in the middle of summer results in... not great tim tams. My sister bravely ate them all in my two month absence, to save you the horror. She is a kindly spirit.
So.... what did I miss? Any births, deaths or marriages? I hope no on all accounts. Any life changing events? I am not reading through the history.
Ed: I had Tim Tams for you, five packets of them. But sitting five packets of tim tams on a desk in a hot room in the middle of summer results in... not great tim tams. My sister bravely ate them all in my two month absence, to save you the horror. She is a kindly spirit.
King Prawn
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I got banned like three times and a whole load of new people have been staying in the LCD ghetto.
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- GUTCHUCKER
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Pitch hitter is now an admin. Smiley is getting married to a neo-nazi chauvinist, astrogirl is moving to antarctica and RomanCilicia is unbanned and back to posting on the New People forum.
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- DonRetrasado
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Re: I return
I bit my cheek!!
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
- Kimra
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Re: I return
I posted three times, including this instance.
I also bit my cheek. What's up with that?
I also bit my cheek. What's up with that?
Pirate.
- Dindong
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yeah what's with all these people returning?
Twobuy was around at some point as well.
Twobuy was around at some point as well.
- Lethal Interjection
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I also bit several people's cheeks*.
*Up for interpretation.
*Up for interpretation.
- Dindong
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Lethal doesn't know how to kiss people properly.
I think it's romantic.
I think it's romantic.
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In every key respect, this is wrong.Dindong wrote:Lethal doesn't know how to kiss people properly.
Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's anus with a feather, being perverted is when you bypass that hassle and just start humping chickens.
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Lethal chooses not to kiss people properly?
Lethal is kissing people properly?
Lethal is
lethal is
lethal is
OH GHHODDDDD HELP MA
SAVE MA FROM THIS TORTUREAY
Lethal is kissing people properly?
Lethal is
lethal is
lethal is
OH GHHODDDDD HELP MA
SAVE MA FROM THIS TORTUREAY
- Kimra
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Now I just feel left out because I was neither the biter or bitee in a check biting incident.
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I think if you just want to chew on a pen, we'd all support you in that. I'm not a racist, but I think I could get behind that, certainly.
I'm also not a sexist, but I don't see what that has to do with it. Neither am I homophobic or transphobic, again, I'm not sure how that is really relevant.
I'm also not a sexist, but I don't see what that has to do with it. Neither am I homophobic or transphobic, again, I'm not sure how that is really relevant.
- Lethal Interjection
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Thank you.Dindong wrote:Lethal doesn't know how to kiss people properly.
I think it's romantic.
Every person I kiss will remember it forever. They are changed.
And how else am I supposed to have my claim of the pride, if not with severe facial scarring?