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Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:08 am
by DonRetrasado
Edminster wrote:Well duh, how else will I ensure that The Gay lasts another generation?
didn't think that through when we were all running through our "evolution strategies" did you
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:11 am
by smiley_cow
You'll never get anywhere converting people one at a time. You guys need to get on a kids show or something and convert a whole bunch at once.
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:23 am
by Edminster
DonRetrasado wrote:Edminster wrote:Well duh, how else will I ensure that The Gay lasts another generation?
didn't think that through when we were all running through our "evolution strategies" did you
fun fact all vampire stories are based on a gay man in romania in the 1300s
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:11 am
by Lethal Interjection
Edminster wrote:Well duh, how else will I ensure that The Gay lasts another generation?
Well if you all raise children, they turn out The Gay.
Duh.
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:37 am
by Apocalyptus
Plus all those gay men working in fashion who cause tight pants for men to become fashionable so they can ogle and convert more young men. I read it in a book, it must be true.
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 5:51 am
by GUTCHUCKER
Don't women wear tight pants too? Must be the fault of all those gay women in fashion. Straight men and women don't like to ogle people, I know this for a fact.
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:12 am
by Apocalyptus
No, tight pants on women are designed to tempt innocent straight men towards THE DEVIL.
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:23 am
by Sandwiches
We straight men are the most persecuted group alive!
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:56 pm
by carbonstealer
All those women forcing you to stare and grope at their attractive parts. And people say the women have it hard!
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:48 pm
by Sandwiches
In the good old times you could have sex with a woman and if she went off crying to the local constabulary you'd hear nothing more about it.
Of course now there's a 1 in 11 chance they might try to prosecute you! And that adds up over time.
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:33 pm
by GUTCHUCKER
I even know some of these women who I ogle! It's mindblowing!
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:48 pm
by Lethal Interjection
carbonstealer wrote:All those women forcing you to stare and grope at their attractive parts. And people say the women have it hard!
I know I'd take childbirth over that any day!
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:55 pm
by Edminster
Childbirth is easy. Carry a weight for a while, then squat and grunt for a bit. Bam! child born
i don't know why women get all superior about it
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 12:44 am
by GUTCHUCKER
Ed knows about childbirth 'cause he's gay.
...Is that how it works? Come on, work with me here!
Re: I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 1:36 am
by Edminster
Know Thine Enemy