That idea is so played out amirite?
The last submarine ball of my navy career is coming up in April.
It's not that played out right?
I would feel like a complete jackass though.
What do you guys have to say?
Inviting celebrities to military balls.
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Inviting celebrities to military balls.
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
Hey, you never know. But what if you get a bad celebrity? Like a middle aged singer's kid whose music career never really managed to go anywhere? And they get obnoxiously drunk and bug everyone around them asking them why they don't want photos together.Gilligan wrote:That idea is so played out amirite?
The last submarine ball of my navy career is coming up in April.
It's not that played out right?
I would feel like a complete jackass though.
What do you guys have to say?
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Sounds like a realistic and tragic tale, cow.
I'd want to invite Ellen Page or Emma Stone. They seem like people I could get along with.
I'd want to invite Ellen Page or Emma Stone. They seem like people I could get along with.
Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says they're GAY!
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
Isn't the whole point of celebrities to watch them get drunk?
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Well I want to get drunk too.
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
Why can't we all, Celebrities and Mean People alike, just get drunk together?
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
Don't invite a celebrity, they can go to balls all the time
go out into the streets and invite 5 homeless men to the ball
go out into the streets and invite 5 homeless men to the ball
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I want to go with a girl. 
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
Man, you are picky.Gilligan wrote:I want to go with a girl.
Well, there are homeless women, too.
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
homeless women are all lesbians
i read that somewhere. it informs my day to day living.
i read that somewhere. it informs my day to day living.
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So now you need to go another rung down on society's ladder to find your copulation participants?nobody wrote:homeless women are all lesbians
i read that somewhere. it informs my day to day living.
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
I think I'm at dogs?
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
Nobody is taking this very serious thread very seriously.
Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says they're GAY!
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Re: Inviting celebrities to military balls.
That's because nobody is a respectful guy.
Ask the next question.