Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

Moderators: GreenCrayon, Lethal Interjection, Kimra, Oldrac the Chitinous, Amerika, Cirtur, Kisai, Astrogirl, Kovvy, carbonstealer, Apocalyptus, PyroPrav, Felstaff, smiley_cow, Sahan, Euclidthegreek, Kaharz, Asherian, FengharTheNord

User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
Posts: 4361
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia
Contact:

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Sahan »

It's like this man has never played Jenga or messed around with domino chains.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

User avatar
GUTCHUCKER
Gotchucker's less handsome twin
Posts: 2126
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 am
Location: Paradise City?

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by GUTCHUCKER »

Image
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

User avatar
Jim Garrison
Posts: 17
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:14 am

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Jim Garrison »

Sahan wrote:
> It's like this man has never played Jenga or messed around with domino chains.

That must be the 2=3 version of the domino theory.

User avatar
smiley_cow
polite but murderous
Posts: 6508
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:15 pm
Location: The vast and desolate prairies

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by smiley_cow »

Jim Garrison wrote:Sahan wrote:
> It's like this man has never played Jenga or messed around with domino chains.

That must be the 2=3 version of the domino theory.
What building are you even talking about as your third building?
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.

User avatar
Oldrac the Chitinous
Chicken O' the Sea
Posts: 3476
Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
Location: The Perfect Stillness of the Deep
Contact:

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Oldrac the Chitinous »

I gotta say, Gutchucker, you are really elevating the discourse here. Props.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

User avatar
GUTCHUCKER
Gotchucker's less handsome twin
Posts: 2126
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 am
Location: Paradise City?

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by GUTCHUCKER »

Just doing my civic duty, sir.


Image
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

User avatar
Kaharz
This Intentionally Left Blank
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:17 pm

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Kaharz »

smiley_cow wrote:What building are you even talking about as your third building?
I would assume he was talking about Building 7. It was struck by degrees and parts of it burned out of control the whole day. Around 2pm part of the building started to bulge and then collapsed at about 5:20pm. A while afterward an amateur video was released of the collapse that people say proves it was demolished with explosives at it looks somewhat like a controlled implosion.
Kaharz wrote:I don't need a title. I have no avatar or tagline either. I am unique in my lack of personal identifiers.

User avatar
Lethal Interjection
Death by Elocution
Posts: 8048
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:17 pm
Location: Behind your ear. It's magic!
Contact:

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Lethal Interjection »

Jim Garrison wrote:Sahan wrote:
> It's like this man has never played Jenga or messed around with domino chains.

That must be the 2=3 version of the domino theory.
I'll tell you right now, your ASCII penis looks weird.

You may want to see a doctor. Especially with the amount that you whip it out and show everyone.

User avatar
smiley_cow
polite but murderous
Posts: 6508
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:15 pm
Location: The vast and desolate prairies

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by smiley_cow »

Kaharz wrote:
smiley_cow wrote:What building are you even talking about as your third building?
I would assume he was talking about Building 7. It was struck by degrees and parts of it burned out of control the whole day. Around 2pm part of the building started to bulge and then collapsed at about 5:20pm. A while afterward an amateur video was released of the collapse that people say proves it was demolished with explosives at it looks somewhat like a controlled implosion.
Ah, OK. That makes sense. Thanks.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.

User avatar
Kaharz
This Intentionally Left Blank
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:17 pm

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Kaharz »

Building 7 is a good illustration of why you should always avoid flying degrees.
Kaharz wrote:I don't need a title. I have no avatar or tagline either. I am unique in my lack of personal identifiers.

User avatar
Jim Garrison
Posts: 17
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:14 am

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Jim Garrison »

smiley_cow wrote:
> [quote="smiley_cow"] Around 2pm part of the building started
> to bulge [/quote]

Interesting fact I had not kept in mind: WT7 came down more than seven hours after the twin towers. So much for those who tell you that its collapse was caused by the fall of the two other buildings, or whatever vague notion of something of the like. Now you're saying that "around 2 pm" it "started to budge", what is the source of this piece of information ?

User avatar
Lethal Interjection
Death by Elocution
Posts: 8048
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:17 pm
Location: Behind your ear. It's magic!
Contact:

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Lethal Interjection »

Jim Garrison wrote:smiley_cow wrote:
>
smiley_cow wrote: Around 2pm part of the building started
> to bulge
Interesting fact I had not kept in mind: WT7 came down more than seven hours after the twin towers. So much for those who tell you that its collapse was caused by the fall of the two other buildings, or whatever vague notion of something of the like. Now you're saying that "around 2 pm" it "started to budge", what is the source of this piece of information ?
You know what I don't understand? Why the hell does WT7 even matter? I mean, if you think this is all a conspiracy, whatever. But what would be the motivation for them blowing up another building? Do you think the planners of such an elaborate conspiracy were stupid enough to say, "Well, shit, we gotta knock building 7 down too, or else no one will care!"
What's the motivation?

User avatar
DonRetrasado
los más retrasadadados
Posts: 2845
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:27 am
Location: ¡Canadia!

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by DonRetrasado »

It was probably all filled with the evidence of their heinous farce
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.

User avatar
GUTCHUCKER
Gotchucker's less handsome twin
Posts: 2126
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 am
Location: Paradise City?

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by GUTCHUCKER »

He's asking for credible sources of information. Is this irony? Wait, no, it's just hypocritical. You probably thought it was irony, though.
Honestly, I figured he's a troll and rolled with it to see if an amusing thread popped up. I think it worked.
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

User avatar
Lethal Interjection
Death by Elocution
Posts: 8048
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:17 pm
Location: Behind your ear. It's magic!
Contact:

Re: Nine-eleven was an inside job !

Post by Lethal Interjection »

GUTCHUCKER wrote:He's asking for credible sources of information. Is this irony? Wait, no, it's just hypocritical. You probably thought it was irony, though.
I was thinking the same thing.

Post Reply