POLAND IS BEING DESTROYED

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POLAND IS BEING DESTROYED

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POLAND IS THE ONLY REAL COUNTRY ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE OUT TO DESTROY POLAND. RUSSIA AND GERMANY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DESTROY MY REAL COUNTRY FOR TOO LONG. ISRAEL AND SAUDI ARABIA ARE IN CAHOOTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD WITH EVIL RELIGIOSITY. ALL GERMANS ARE NAZI'S TRYING TO DESTROY POLAND AND ALL RUSSIANS ARE STALINIST COMMUNISTS DOING THE SAME. ONLY POLAND HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST IN CENTRAL EUROPE (GERMANY IS IN WESTERN EUROPE).

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Agreed on all counts.
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This is also my reasoning when I play Civilisation V as the Polish Empire.
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Do you have a newsletter? A usenet group? Something I can join to learn more?

I would also like to donate many monies to your cause.

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You should only ever donate money to African princes. Are you addled?
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Kimra wrote:You should only ever donate money to African princes. Are you addled?
Sometimes?

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Re: POLAND IS BEING DESTROYED

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So the Declaration of Independence* was a hoax?

*of any countries that is not Poland

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Lethal Interjection wrote:Sometimes?
Only sometimes? I am extremely disappointed. I thought you were one of the cool guys, but I know better now.
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FINALLY, someone says what we're all thinking. Us Russian/Germans have been working hard for years without enough recognition.
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POLAND IS BEING DESTROYED. ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE EVIL COMMUNISTS AND CRYPTO FACISTS TRYING TO DESTROY POLAND. ISRAEL AND SAUDI ARABIA ARE TYING TO DESTROY POLAND WITH THERE EVIL MOON GODS. ALL GODS BUT THE CHRISTIAN GOD ARE FALSE. ALL THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE ARE DOOMED TO HELL. SO ARE THE HITERLITES IN GERMANY AND THE STALINISTS IN RUSSIA. POLAND MUST FIGHT TO BE THE ONLY REAL COUNTRY. ALL COUNTRIES WANT TO DESTROY POLAND BUT I WON'T LET THEM. LISTEN

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I'm listening.
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Please, we're listening! Enough caps, and try to be a little more coherent.
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The suspense is killing me! I can only listen for so long.
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I wish someone would just blow Poland up already. I have other things to worry about.
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You already did that one. What are you going to do about health-care?




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