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Hello everyone,

Hope you are all well! I am sorry I have been away so long, I got caught up doing things and you know how it goes, meet a girl, get some dogs, buy a house, get married, the usual stuff. I tried to come on here and post stuff a few times but It'd been so long I couldn't remember my password. Then Edminster got hold of me on steam and was like "Simon you are the best come back to us I can reset your password for you just come back plz lol". So after ignoring that for a few months I figured out my password again and here I am.

So that basically fills you all in on my life in the years I have been away (I think it has literally been years so I hope some of you remember me). How are you all doing? Give me the low down, for reals interested.

Hope all is well,

Sincerely,
Simon..

Wait... who are you?

They are Simon.

I think you are lying and this is all an elaborate ruse to convince me that people actually exist in the world with the name Simon. We all know it's not true. Why would you try and trick me like this?

There is nobody on this Earth named Simon, but there is at least one named Simon..

I hope this has cleared up any confusion.

Also Simon., you should post pictures of your pets in the pet looking-at thread.

Welcome back, Simon.. I do remember you as the guy from Perth who was on the forum before me. Now I guess I will have to find you and kill you so it'll just be me.

Kimra wrote:Wait... who are you?

As far as I can recall I was the first Australian in town? There was another around at least but I might have been the first, or even the second. So there is my claim to fame.
Damnit Ed here is your post, you leave my dog out of this!

Man, those were the days, back when yelling FIRST actually meant something. First person registered on the forum, first woman registered on the forum, first gay man registered on the forum. Then it all went to pot and they started letting whoever they wanted in until finally an Australian wormed its way in and now look at the place!

I, too, hate dirty stinking Australians, may Athe claim them all prematurely.

Maybe I should say HI SIMON.! Since I also harken back to a simpler time, where men were men and Australians were Simon..

To be fair, most of us are in a hive mind.

Lethal Interjection wrote:Maybe I should say HI SIMON.! Since I also harken back to a simpler time, where men were men and Australians were Simon..

Geez I just realised the join dates we got going, that's a solid 8 years now! I am surprised people are still alive, let alone on the forums to be honest.
Please stop him
We the hive are happy to see everyone again!

Simon. wrote:

Lethal Interjection wrote:Maybe I should say HI SIMON.! Since I also harken back to a simpler time, where men were men and Australians were Simon..

Geez I just realised the join dates we got going, that's a solid 8 years now! I am surprised people are still alive, let alone on the forums to be honest.
Please stop him
We the hive are happy to see everyone again!

I've died at least twice.

I'd completely forgot about invisi-text over the years. Now I'm worried other people didn't and I'd been missing a lot of hidden messages.

Oh my god, I've been doing invisitext the hard way this whole time!

why did nobody ever tell me this was an option