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Aussie Sex Scandals Kick US Scandal Ass

Postby ruotwocone » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:40 pm

Oh man, this has got to be the funniest sex scandal in the history of sex scandals.
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Postby Frostbite » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:37 am

Whats funnier is the fact that he will become some kind of national hero.
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Postby Sahan » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:02 am

This is being going on the news for quite a while now. The amazing thing is that he hasn't lost his job for it either, which shows just how much competition he has for his spot. (The Liberal Party haven't been in power in Western Australia since 2001, and don't look like changing that anytime soon).
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Postby Simon. » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:13 pm

Sahan wrote:This is being going on the news for quite a while now. The amazing thing is that he hasn't lost his job for it either, which shows just how much competition he has for his spot. (The Liberal Party haven't been in power in Western Australia since 2001, and don't look like changing that anytime soon).


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Postby mountainmage » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:35 pm

Damn. That beats out our old-ass Jimi Hendrix sex tape by a lot.
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Postby TwoBuy » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:06 pm

Politicians are so stupid. When will they learn to just deny everything no matter how much evidence is stacked against them. Sorry bud, but you just sniffed a girl's chair. Why are you worrying about taking the moral high-ground?
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Postby ruotwocone » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:58 pm

in his defense, it was his chair. he should have just holed up under his inalienable rights to sniff his own furniture
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Postby cheez.wiz » Thu May 01, 2008 9:07 pm

the article wrote:And if you refuse to deny SNIFFING A GIRL'S CHAIR FOR HER VAGINA ODOR, then you probably did it.


What kind of proof is that? "probably"? I mean... come on...
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Postby Jaydee » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:49 pm

Leave Buswell alone! How f**king dare anyone out there make fun of Buswell after all he's been through. He went through a divorce, he had two kids ... and now he's going through a chair sniffing battle. All you people care about is readers and making money off of her.

He's a human. He hasn't performed on stage in years. His crime is called vagina chair sniffing for a reason - because all you people want is smells, smells, smells, more, more ... leave him alone. You're lucky he even sniffed for you bastards. Leave Buswell alone ... please.*


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Postby TwoBuy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:29 pm

Jaydee wrote:and it didn't even turn out as funny as the idea was in my head.


Seconded. Good idea though.
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Postby HARDKORE » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:39 am

At least its good to see that this dont only happen in america.
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Postby cheez.wiz » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:17 pm

I'd say depressing, more than good... but hey, who am i to judge anyways?
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