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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:36 pm
by mountainmage
After almost two months, all you're getting at is my nerves.

Ba-zing, swoosh, etc.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:41 pm
by AHMETxRock
Would that be a homage to the three stoogies? That would be a great pretense to mocking me and undermining my intelligence.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:39 pm
by mountainmage
Whatever you say, Shemp.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:03 am
by AHMETxRock

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:57 am
by Edminster
How is it a slap in the face?

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:20 am
by Lethal Interjection
Because your mom spent more time raising that monkey than she did you? I'm not sure.
Interesting story, though. I'm not sure why he put it in this thread as the story is deserving of its on thread, in my opinion.
Not that tangents aren't a regular thing in this forum.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:27 am
by Edminster
Enh, I'm used to the fact that I was raised more by books than by my parents. They're just the people that provided food and shelter, while writers provided morals and ethics. As for the study, I would like to see it confirmed with another study by a different group before I accept it as a fact.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:31 am
by Asherian
Yeah.. I know I'm mildly insulted that a shorter lived race that reaches maturity in a matter of years not over a decade developing skill sets before my larval-eske spawn.

The research about care conditions making such a critical difference in infant development has been around for decades. We already knew if you touch an infant during its larval stage it'll develop faster and with less cognitive disorders. Whereas one that is just left alone and fed with minimal touching is going to develop significantly less and have a much higher likely hood of severe cognitive problems.

That's right, all those parents using baby bjorns instead of actually holding their children are increasing the odds of retardation. Fun fact!

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:54 am
by Lethal Interjection
When I have kids I'm just going to make a model of myself out of chicken wire. I mean, I'd rather be out drinking. Am I right?

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:01 am
by Asherian
Lethal Interjection wrote:When I have kids I'm just going to make a model of myself out of chicken wire. I mean, I'd rather be out drinking. Am I right?


That's what I have a husband for, staying at home taking care of them while I go out and do stuff.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:26 am
by Lethal Interjection
Asherian wrote:That's what I have a husband for, staying at home taking care of them while I go out and do stuff.


I think you have that backwards. Womenfolk are supposed to do the child-rearing, food-cooking and love-making. It says so in the consitution.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:59 am
by Sahan
Baby chimps smarter than babies? Big deal. I mean have you seen babies? They're so stupid, they can't talk or walk or do anything except drool, cry and poop their pants. It's really not saying much.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:09 pm
by Asherian
Lethal Interjection wrote:
Asherian wrote:That's what I have a husband for, staying at home taking care of them while I go out and do stuff.


I think you have that backwards. Womenfolk are supposed to do the child-rearing, food-cooking and love-making. It says so in the consitution.


I carried the damn thing in my womb for an undisclosed number of months. He can deal with it until its out of the larval stage. I think that happens vaguely around high school, I'm unclear on it.

Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:36 pm
by mountainmage
Blasphemy! Back to the kitchen with ye, wench!