Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby Sahan » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:40 am

It's moments like this I wish I wasn't quoted for my title.

(And I was only trying to finish a non-rhyming limerick)
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:43 am

I could change your title to "I only occasionally make dick jokes."
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:35 am

LordRetard wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:I thought it was excessive use of their Wii is what got Africa in AIDS trouble in the first place.

Wii without a protective wrist strap, that is.

Damn, that wasn't funny.

I found that to be hilarious. I just felt it to be redundant to comment on.
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:36 am

Which is why you went ahead and commented, right?
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:38 am

He needs reassurance. He's still coming out of his akward phase.

I just hope I get out of the hazing phase sometime soon...
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:40 am

I'm not hazing you, I'm fucking with you! There's a difference. One is spanking you with a verbal paddle, the other is jokin' around with my forum buds.
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby LordRetard » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:46 am

mountainmage wrote:I'm not hazing you, I'm fucking with you! There's a difference. One is spanking you with a verbal paddle, the other is jokin' around with my forum buds.

Actually fucking with him and spanking him with a verbal paddle is the same thing, if you're into that sort of thing.
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:57 am

LordRetard wrote:
mountainmage wrote:I'm not hazing you, I'm fucking with you! There's a difference. One is spanking you with a verbal paddle, the other is jokin' around with my forum buds.

Actually fucking with him and spanking him with a verbal paddle is the same thing, if you're into that sort of thing.


I dunno if I want mountain mage doing it though. Wolf, was I still supposed to be sexually harras.. I mean flirting with Ashe? I kinda failed at that one, didn't I?
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:05 am

I mess with everyone, though! There'll be no special treatment for you just because you're oversensitive to my jibes.
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:17 am

If I must, I'll take it like a man. Even if I must take it like a woman.

Today is the day I vent the anger I've supressed against my ex girlfriend against all women!
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:18 am

Let it all out, brotha! It's not good to keep it pent up!
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:22 am

So when I film myself sobbing uncontrollably, threatening I'll kill myself because of her, do I play My Chemical Romance's "I'm not okay", Rise AGainst's "Rooftops", or Simple Plan's "how could this happen to me"?
Can you say YOUTUBE FOR YOUR PAIN?!?
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:24 am

As long as you don't end up like CandyJunkie, I guess whichever better expresses the blackness of the hole in your heart.
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:25 am

I don't have one, she stole it from me. Booh-fricken hooh.
or hooh-fricken booh, if you prefer.
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Re: Pope Says Condoms Won't Solve AIDS

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:27 am

Fair enough. Here's to hoping you feel better soon.
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