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mountainmage wrote:Heh. I'm not downloading MST3k. I've never seen any episodes. I've heard it's great but I don't have any interest in downloading it.
I've seen a few episodes, but none of them have lived up to the movie (This Island Earth) or the shorts, in my opinion. I think it is just that the LPM (laughs per minute) is decreased in the episodes.

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You really gotta see the episodes, Prince of Space and Hobgoblins. I highly recommend downloading them and all the other episodes surrounding those two in the download. It will make you happy in more ways than any woman can.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:You really gotta see the episodes, Prince of Space and Hobgoblins. I highly recommend downloading them and all the other episodes surrounding those two in the download. It will make you happy in more ways than any woman can.
ROWSDOWER episode was the best. Absolute best.
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mountainmage wrote:In that case, you've been my slave for the past 10 years. Send any valuables and cash you have to me.
Uh, I tattooed on my gut SPECIFICALLY to let me know that I'm not a slave. Also to let me know that it's not a mouth-based video game.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:It will make you happy in more ways than any woman can.
Somehow I doubt this, but the sad thing is I don't know.
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Woman can only please you three ways.
1. Learning to shut her yap when you're watching TV (because it can make you happier than a woman).
2. In bed.
3. Cooking your food and keeping the house clean, like a woman should.

NOW YOU KNOW.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Woman can only please you three ways.
1. Learning to shut her yap when you're watching TV (because it can make you happier than a woman).
2. In bed.
3. Cooking your food and keeping the house clean, like a woman should.

NOW YOU KNOW.
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Khazd wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Woman can only please you three ways.
1. Learning to shut her yap when you're watching TV (because it can make you happier than a woman).
2. In bed.
3. Cooking your food and keeping the house clean, like a woman should.

NOW YOU KNOW.
You owe a monitor. My wife read that and punched you in the avatar.. Now I have dead pixels there.
What was she doing out of the kitchen?

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She better be sitting on your lap at least, or else one of you needs to be choked.
And only one of you gets choked at the neck.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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I would be loved to be an oppressed housewife from the '40s. It's my dream actually. I love cooking and cleaning and being secretly distressed. Also, the '40s has cool dresses.
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But choking means cutting off the blood pressure to the head by squeezing the neck.

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I love chicken. This is not a clue to reveal the innuendo I was hinting at.
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Rainbow wrote:I would be loved to be an oppressed housewife from the '40s. It's my dream actually. I love cooking and cleaning and being secretly distressed. Also, the '40s has cool dresses.
One of my friend-girls has the same dream. It's weird, really. She's literally an anti-feminist.
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I'm not against women being equal to men, but I am against feminists. No one likes feminists. I hate how they make it seem like it is so hard to have a vagina. It's not that hard! No pun intended.
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