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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:28 am

cheez.wiz wrote:So humans clawed their way up of the food chain to feel all bad about eating some bacon bits in a caesar salad from times to times?

Perhaps I would feel differently if I had personally clawed my way up the food chain.
But, y'know, I didn't. I was just born here.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Cirtur » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:30 am

You're taking your position at the top for granted.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby cheez.wiz » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:33 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:So humans clawed their way up of the food chain to feel all bad about eating some bacon bits in a caesar salad from times to times?

Perhaps I would feel differently if I had personally clawed my way up the food chain.
But, y'know, I didn't. I was just born here.

But you are taking your place in the economy of nature, with the upgrades that your every ancestor passed down to you by consumming a jolly mix of meats and plants. We evolved to a point where being omnivorous is what we're good at. And besides, we need proteins. Pills are just so much less enticing.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Cirtur » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:34 am

BUT YOU CAN GET PROTIN FROM BEENZ!!!!!!!!!!eleven
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Edminster » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:36 am

Cirtur wrote:BUT YOU CAN GET PROTIN FROM BEENZ!!!!!!!!!!eleven

Damn, he beat me to it...
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby cheez.wiz » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:37 am

Except vegetal proteins are way less efficient in that fashion than meat proteins are if my biology classes are not too outdated*.


*Are they**?
**most probably.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby smiley_cow » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:39 am

Honestly if it's marked on the menu that there are bacon bits I've got no problem with it. It's your salad/perogies whatever, make it however you want. What does bother me is when they list all the ingredients except bacon bits because it just makes ordering/getting food harder. And if you explain it to the waiter they just knock off the ones on top, maybe some restaurants are better but in my experience it's easiest just to pick them out yourself which means I finish about twenty minutes after all my friends. It can be really frustrating and this is why I never order ceaser salads in restaurants anymore unless I know for a fact they don't have unlisted bacon bits.

Also I get my protein from eggs, beans, tofu, cheese and peanut butter. No pillz for me. :)
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Cirtur » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:40 am

As any fule kno, biology is a swiz by masters triking us glorius boys.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby mountainmage » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 am

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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Cirtur » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:46 am

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Shit, wrong thread.


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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby LordRetard » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:54 am

smiley_cow wrote:Also I get my protein from eggs, beans, tofu, cheese and peanut butter. No pillz for me. :)

Fuck the only thing I eat there is peanut butter, and not much. I'm not up for eating a few pounds of peanut butter a day (I have a large appetite). I'm having a fucking steak today.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:22 am

Cirtur wrote:So far I have conquered:


My list of conquered species:

Pig
Cow
Sheep/lamb
Chicken
Turkey
Duck
Crab
Octopi/Squid/Scallops/Mussels/Shrimp
Assorted Fish
Deer
Caribou
Moose
Bear
Beaver (hehehehe)
Rabbit

I think thats it.
I have yet to try Lobster, mostly because it is expensive, and it isn't something I'd just order. Which goes for most seafood (occasionally I'll get some callamari, and now and again I'll order a shrimp dish).
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby BigRed009 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:54 pm

I get nearly all of my news from the Internet or TV. Personally, I wouldn't give a damn if there were no more newspapers.
I don't know. I just work here.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby astasia » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:32 pm

BigRed009 wrote:I get nearly all of my news from the Internet or TV. Personally, I wouldn't give a damn if there were no more newspapers.


Well, fuck you, too.
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Re: The Fate of Newspapers

Postby LordRetard » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:52 pm

Hear hear, BigRed! I don't care about newspapers either! I don't give much of a damn about news altogether, in all honest. Anyway, less to clean up at work, anyway, everyone makes such a mess with them.
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