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Re: The Issues!

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:38 pm

A better question would be, where are the tissues?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Khazd » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:00 pm

Hopefully wrapped around the Ipod the queen owes me. I was going to write an e-mail with my demands, but I do not know the address for Mi6.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:45 pm

It's on the Thames and you can see it from the millennium eye. It's been there about thirty years and it was only ten years ago that the public were allowed to know that that was were MI6 was.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Sahan » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:26 pm

I'm guessing they shot anyone who glanced at the big sign saying 'MI6' in front of the building for the first twenty years?
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Khazd » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:28 pm

Sahan wrote:I'm guessing they shot anyone who glanced at the big sign saying 'MI6' in front of the building for the first twenty years?


That or hired them for their super skills in observation.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:55 pm

Dudes don't tell anyone, but I'm in MI6. I'm typing this using a rock I found in Russia.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Khazd » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:16 pm

When I was living in Germany, a rock that i has sat upon once gave me a very shady look, like it was just waiting for me to do something inappropriate so it could crush me. Actually now that I think of it, the rock may have been the elderly lady next door. Whatever. Perhaps your rock and my rock/elderly lady next door are related in some way. I will reflect on this whilst on the toilet.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:55 pm

Khazd wrote:When I was living in Germany, a rock that i has sat upon once gave me a very shady look, like it was just waiting for me to do something inappropriate so it could crush me. Actually now that I think of it, the rock may have been the elderly lady next door. Whatever. Perhaps your rock and my rock/elderly lady next door are related in some way. I will reflect on this whilst on the toilet.


I know you're messing with people's heads but please don't do it to us.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Khazd » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:58 pm

Cirtur wrote:
Khazd wrote:When I was living in Germany, a rock that i has sat upon once gave me a very shady look, like it was just waiting for me to do something inappropriate so it could crush me. Actually now that I think of it, the rock may have been the elderly lady next door. Whatever. Perhaps your rock and my rock/elderly lady next door are related in some way. I will reflect on this whilst on the toilet.


I know you're messing with people's heads but please don't do it to us.


Sorry, right,, got carried away.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:06 pm

You're not in New Outlandia. I gots no powers here, man.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Khazd » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:22 pm

Cirtur wrote:You're not in New Outlandia. I gots no powers here, man.


True, but being a total noob, new outlandia is my haven of safe retreat. If i were to make you want to beat me with your mod stick here. well.. that would be like putting a polar bear in my igloo while I was out fighting the snow panthers, right? yeah.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:10 pm

Don't fear their wrath. Incite it! Incite them to beat you with their mod sticks. Incite them to go power crazy.
Then I, from the sidelines, shall rise up, lead a rebellion, and finally claim the hümörgïlð for myself!
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:12 pm

It would be like throwing rocks at the guy who runs your favourite snow reserve and expecting him to let you in still breathing.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Sahan » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:04 am

Bible banned in Hospital Chapel.

It's a nice gesture, but honestly, non-Christians don't get offended that easily, espescially when we have to deal with those crazy people trying to convert us when we walk down the city streets. Speaking from the behalf of all non-Christians, I think it is reasonable to expect us to tolerate bibles and crosses inside churches. We don't have any problems, if we did, we'd behead you all and drink your blood, either way, no reason for you to be worried about offending us.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:57 am

Maybe if you were Christians you would stop being so offended.
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