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Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:05 pm
by mountainmage
Maybe if you weren't you'd stop shovin' the dang things in our face. I was offered a book of psalms four times on campus in one day. Can't tell ya how much I love that awkward situation.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:10 pm
by Cirtur
But...I thought everyone loved psalms.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:11 pm
by mountainmage
I like the word psalm because it has a silent P, but I don't like the psalms themselves.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:13 pm
by Cirtur
What about Psalm 92? I be digging that shit with a 10 string lute.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:16 pm
by mountainmage
More appropriate, I think, would be a lyre. Get it? Because it's a homophone for liar! Harhar, blasphemy.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:54 pm
by LordRetard
If I was given four books of psalms I would take them all, because I love free shit.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:16 pm
by mountainmage
There's a limit to what free shit I will take. For example if someone is giving me free shit, you can bet that I won't accept it.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:23 pm
by LordRetard
That's because you lack an adventuring spirit.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:29 pm
by mountainmage
Or Coprophagia. It might be that.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:39 pm
by LordRetard
They're more closely related than you think.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:25 am
by Neglected Shoe
I love the imagery of the queen of England listening to an ipod. I freakin' LOVE the 21st Century.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:05 am
by Edminster
Three months late, but still awesome:

Magic goat detained for armed robbery

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:36 am
by mountainmage
If you'll buy that Nigerian story, then I know of a prince who'll give you his kingdom if you make a small investment to ensure your trustworthiness.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:50 am
by Cirtur
When I invested in Prince Olamide I recieved 60,000 acres of Nigerian land. You should totally go for it.

Re: The Issues!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:27 pm
by smiley_cow
You know, somewhere there is some poor Nigerian Prince willing to give away millions if you could just give him your banking numbers who doesn't understand why people keep reporting his email address for running a phishing scam.