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LordRetard wrote:That's a thing I noticed; rebellious teens get stoned all of the time and think it's the best thing ever, but the more straight-laced ones often feel uncomfortable or simply don't really care about it.

I've never tried smoking pot, ever.

I think it has to do with my lack of rebellion, at least in that regard.

I wouldn't smoke if it were legalized either. But, then again, I made it through all my college years without binge drinking, so, we can tell I'm just nerdy like that.

You aren't that nerdy: you have a girlfriend.*

*You are both DDcup and make out all the time in the bath. DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

Cirtur wrote:You aren't that nerdy: you have a girlfriend.*

*You are both DDcup and make out all the time in the bath. DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

Actually, making out in hot water is one of our favorite things - baths, hot tubs, hot springs. I won't correct you on cup sizes, so you can keep the fantasy.

My lack of rebellion was due to the fact that I'm a goody-two-shoes, plus I'm too lazy and broke. (Pot/alcohol costs money, right? Could just be a conspiracy against those who don't use them...)

God will smite you with his finger.

mountainmage wrote:My lack of rebellion was due to the fact that I'm a goody-two-shoes, plus I'm too lazy and broke. (Pot/alcohol costs money, right? Could just be a conspiracy against those who don't use them...)

I have never known a true pothead to be too poor to buy pot. My ex would buy pot and beer when his rent was already overdue. (And other drugs, but, that's beside the point.)

AHMETxRock wrote:God will smite you with his finger.

Is that as hot as I think it sounds?

Yeah, but I literally had no money, and I'm not willing to give someone a BJ for pot, or anything else for that matter.

mountainmage wrote:Yeah, but I literally had no money, and I'm not willing to give someone a BJ for pot, or anything else for that matter.

I can't understand why you wouldn't want to prostitute yourself.

(Sorry about the double post.)

Because it isn't ethical...or maybe it is?! Oh wait, wrong thread...

mountainmage wrote:Because it isn't ethical...or maybe it is?! Oh wait, wrong thread...

I make the best threads; drugs, whores, and lesbians.

Next, the art of context.

AHMETxRock wrote:Next, murder.

Already done.

See: Genocide and Mass Murder.

Oh, snap! The "Edited 1 time" doesn't lie, brotha!

I saw how you edited the post, MM, and I totally edited it back to what it said. Shame on you for ruining a perfectly good thing with context denial.
I know.

Wow, don't lie Ahmet. You edited your post a second time to make it look like I edited it the first time. That's low.