What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby LordRetard » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:56 pm

Obama doesn't have decades. He has four, maybe eight years! And from all indications so far I doubt that he wants to legalise marijuana. The thing is that no progress is being made on legalisation because the government at the moment does not want legalisation. Doesn't seem that strange to me.
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Rainbow » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:07 am

Check out that speech today. Can I get a 'woot, woot'!
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby LordRetard » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:32 am

What speech? What are you talking about? Context, people!
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Rainbow » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:35 am

Context is Obama! Obama, Obama, Obama.
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby LordRetard » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:36 am

I'm almost certain that I could piece together everything using the information you gave me and the Internets but I won't just to spite you, because you can't give any linky love.
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Sahan » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:38 am

LordRetard wrote:I'm almost certain that I could piece together everything you gave me and the Internets, but I won't just to spite you, because you can't give any kinky love.

It had to be done.
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby GirlsDontDoThat » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:22 pm

I am all for legalization. It probably won't happen with Obama (shucks) but it'll happen eventually.

Regardless, I'm moving to Arizona soon, right next to California. :]
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Rainbow » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:25 pm

Can you get buzzusted for possession in California if you don't live there? Like, a visitor from the faroffland of Delaware?
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:12 pm

Yes, I'm pretty sure committing a crime in a state you're visiting still counts as a crime. :|
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:15 pm

Unless you can get diplomatic immunity!
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:16 pm

Just like the bad guy in Lethal Weapon 2?
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Edminster » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:18 pm

Last I checked, Delaware was not a sovereign nation, and therefore could not issue diplomatic immunity.
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby GirlsDontDoThat » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:19 pm

I don't know. I live in the crabby state of Maryland close to the Pennsylvania (did you know Slyvania means woods? as in Pennswoods or Transwoods? True story) and you can rarely get a ticket in PA if you're from MD. Unless you're drunk. Or black. Then they arrest you.
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:20 pm

Edminster wrote:Last I checked, Delaware was not a sovereign nation, and therefore could not issue diplomatic immunity.
Which is why it was a funny* joke.

*who am I kidding?
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Re: What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:24 pm

I went along with your joke, but Ed barged in and shoved cold, hard reality in your face. Interpret that as you will.
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