What if Marijuana Were Legal? Possible Outcomes.

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AHMETxRock wrote:Most drug dealers are poor saps trying to break into a potential market, and not caring about the laws. "I've been following the rules, and I'm poor. I can break the rules and enjoy myself, so why not?"
An outreach program is the only way to cull these people away from drug dealing. Only the drug lords at the higher levels profit, and that's due to their organization abilities and their profits. There are grunts, soldiers, and the headmen, and finally those big drug overlords. Big drug overlords goes to a head that is running the operation in an area and supplies the drugs for cash. The grunts are made to sell the product for a low cost return, with soldiers enforcing the rules. The soldiers make decent pay, and the grunts are all trying to become a soldier. They're willing to make the risk, trying their best to be able to move up to soldier status.
Is this for pot dealers or for more refined drugs like cocaine? Cuz when I was growing and selling pot, I do not remember reporting to an overlord.. or even being an overlord and having minions. Wow, I never knew I could have had minions. Also I was not really poor nor did I really think about breaking the rules. I grew some pot, had way too much to smoke myself and I sold the surplus for some extra cash.
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That's not how the majority of cases go. You got some for yourself, and sold the surplus. I'm talking about how 99.9999999999999999999999% of the drugs are distributed.
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Actually it's mostly farmers who grow some on their crop. They can't even move that much product themselves so they have to sell it at extremely low prices to regular dealers, and it slowly moves through the chain of them until it finds your acquaintance "Ricky" or "Johnny" or some other weird name, and then they sell it to users. Of course they're all selling to users, which is why it is cheaper to get closer to the source, because that way it's not massively inflated.

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AHMETxRock wrote:That's not how the majority of cases go. You got some for yourself, and sold the surplus. I'm talking about how 99.9999999999999999999999% of the drugs are distributed.
Where do you get your information? That is deffers not how pot works. It sounds like how hard drugs work. 99.99999999% of pot comes from people growing a couple plants and selling most and smoking some. There certainly are big deals like that it big cities, but not really most other places.
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This is our good friend Ahmet. He is very wise and knows many things.

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Are you being sarcastic or does he really know things?
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Sometimes I think that he's the one who knows everything and we're the ones who are crazy.

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That didn't answer my question.
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He is wise and knows many things in precisely the same way as Gene Ray is completely lucid and knows the truth.
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That didn't answer my question. (Who is Gene Ray?(Yes, too lazy to google.))
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http://www.google.ca/search?q=Gene+Ray

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So Ahmet has herpes or something?
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Now I'm afraid you've lost me, son.

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Doesn't that Gene guy have herpes?
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