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Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Edminster » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:09 pm

So as it turns out, the center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells like Rum. I think this is conclusive evidence that God had a few too many Bangkok Monkeyshockers when he started this place.

Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!

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Speaking of crazy drinks, has anyone here actually tried Simon.'s recipe for a The Ghost of Creamy Steve?

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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Sahan » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:01 am

Guardian Article wrote:While scouring their data, the team also found evidence for the lethal chemical propyl cyanide in the same cloud. The two molecules are the largest yet discovered in deep space.


I think it's fair to say that this may have been God's last Bangkok Monkeyshocker, probably just got fed up with his creation, or suffered from an existential crisis. Either way, it was quite sad to hear of his passing, I barely got to know the guy.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Laneth » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:04 pm

Edminster wrote:Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!


I prefer Family Guy's Creation Theory...
Apparently I don't have a clip :(
Basically, God was arm wrestling his roommate Chug when he farted and threw it into Chugs face. He then felt another one coming and got Chugs lighter to light it and out came the universe... that'd be why it was the "big bang"
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby davoid » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:36 am

Edminster wrote:tastes like raspberries and smells like Rum


served chilled in the vaccuum of space with a garnish of lonely photons from some distant star.

Now, if you can just get your helmet off and open your mouth quickly enough to taste it before your skin freezes from the lack of heat, and your blood boils from the lack of pressure, enjoy!

Man, I made myself thirsty.

EDIT: I also made myself curious about what actually happens if you found yourself suddenly just floating out in space.
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Re: Condoms: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:32 pm

So they don't just balloon up and explode like that episode of the simpsons?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:44 pm

SIMPSONS DID IT AHMET STOP STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:53 am

I ALREADY DID SIMPSONS DID IT, STOP STEALING FROM ME CIRTUR
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:44 am

YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS OR SOMETHING

SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Sahan » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:13 pm

SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE CAPS LOCK, I AM JUST HOLDING THE Shift key.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:50 pm

Cirtur wrote:YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS OR SOMETHING

SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG


TECHNICALLY I WAS STEALING IT FROM SOUTH PARK, BUT IN TERMS OF POST IDEAS, YOU'RE A DIRTY THIEF
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:08 pm

RUBBER GLUE AND SO FORTH
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:50 pm

ARE WE STILL ON FOR OUR WEEKLY "TEA AND A LIVELY DEBATE" ON SATURDAY? I DO SO ENJOY IT
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:10 pm

AS DO I IT IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:24 am

EXCELLENT. I WILL SEE YOU THEN.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:25 am

I AM NOT TARDY. AM I ALLOWED TO BLAME THE JEW?
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